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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 10:41 pm
by behndy
lol. how old are you? because now i'm limited to 1.7, 3 TOPS.
when i was teens to mid twenties, could totes do that in 3 or 4 days. especially with the Twinkie vs Toaster Strudel safety option being engaged.
shit. fucking. damnit Psy.
Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 10:56 pm
by JonnyAngle
I’m 33, so not a young pup
I feel like I could do it in a week but jfc id have to take time off work to do it!
Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 11:22 pm
by BetterOffShred
I did 9 once. That was a great Tuesday. I'm 38 now and yeah it's like 2 or 3 .. with my girl, so probably..1 with my hand.
My Bro-in-law got the 'sectomy, had a re-sectomy, and then another 'sectomy.. that's crazy talk.
I may get the snips here sooner or later. Food for thought.. but the dick switch is pure madness
Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 12:03 am
by popvulture
Is the dick switch compatible with Siri?
Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:37 am
by JonnyAngle
The dick switch wouldn’t even work. Is very probable that there is sperm on both sides of the switch. You’d need to wait at least a month after turning it off
Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:42 am
by D.o.S.
Dick Switch is a great band name.
Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 9:35 am
by behndy
JonnyAngle wrote:I’m 33, so not a young pup
I feel like I could do it in a week but jfc id have to take time off work to do it!
so. like. should you post a countdown or something equally invasive and creepy?
do.... do we cheer?
I THINK WE SHOULD CHEER.
Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 10:57 am
by BetterOffShred
Straight Jackin' Dawg..
Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 12:25 pm
by JonnyAngle
I’m going Facebook live!
Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 12:31 pm
by Jwar
JonnyAngle wrote:Got the snip snip today.
It was sad when i searches for this thread and found all the psy vam contributions.
So I need to wait 12 weeks/ 20 ejacs before they will do a specimen sample. How quickly could you ejac 20 Times?
I would take it easy man. LOL! Wait until you feel right. They should have given you a timeline on that one as well. I believe it's a few weeks, but I could be wrong.
Hope your recovery goes well! Mine was a bitch, but everyone is different.
Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 12:55 pm
by behndy
BetterOffShred wrote:
Straight Jackin' Dawg..
i said LANOLIN bitch!
Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 1:03 pm
by BetterOffShred
behndy wrote:BetterOffShred wrote:
Straight Jackin' Dawg..
i said LANOLIN bitch!
Such an underrated movie
Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 1:17 pm
by jirodreamsofdank
Got nine in one hungover New Year's Day when my girlfriend and I stayed in bed all day. By the end we were both in pain but there was a real sense of accomplishment.
Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 5:09 am
by Derelict78
What a great thread!
I laughed, I cried, I almost puked a couple times.
I think I may want a vasectomy.
Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2018 5:10 am
by Derelict78
behndy wrote:yeshhhhhhhh. EXACTLY how i would weed out a potential mate.
you like Tool? cool cool. I MUST RUN FUNNY NOW. OH MY GOD SOMEONE PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS.
AND there is a JTHM reference in here.