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Re: The Kitten Room and TB Mega Thread ^.^
Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2014 3:01 am
by Mudfuzz
Achtane wrote:Attn behn:
It's amazing, like nothing the world has ever seen before. His tongue is totally unnatural. If you could imagine a super dense latex glove with nearly infinite elasticity and teeming with tastebuds that seamlessly merge with whatever it comes into contact with, you can begin to understand what we're dealing with. It's like a dimpled fluid that retains cohesion. Using this fleshy tongue, Fieri has finally transcended the need to cook altogether; he has figured out a way to take all the meals he has ever consumed and synthesize it all into the cellular framework of this living mechanism within his mouth and he has figured out how to press this synthesized collection of taste sensations into any cellular structure it meets.
So the hostess brought us to our "dining area" which was nothing more than a series of barber chairs arranged in a circle, each of which leaned back against a sink basin. We all got situated and the hostess dressed us in our smocks before exiting the room. From the center of the ceiling, a large pipe dropped down and split off into a series of individual channels, one channel for each guest, and each channel ending inches from our mouths.
And through these channel pipes a hot moist musk bathed our faces. We were all extremely anxious bordering on scared. And then the meal started. Something with the texture of old hot chewed gum oozed from the pipe and touched my lips. I reflexively clenched my mouth shut tight, but this thing, this slime tongue, passed seemly through our clinched orifices. The hostess has told us to simply relax and to not fight it, and seeing as how this substance was like stiff butter melting into oil on the lips and able to slip inside regardless of what I did, I finally relented.
Guy Fieri's delicious slime tongue coated our insides thoroughly. Through or nasal and oral cavities, it filled and bonded to our stomachs, intestines, lungs, and invaded deep into our blood vessels and into our loins. It filled us like no meal could have ever filled us before. And the tastes were incomprehensible. We were all rendered totally useless, inconsolable, euphoric, and sexually aroused like never before. It was simply incredible. To taste not just a perfectly prepared raspberry steak within your colon, but to taste a hundred thousand of them, along with thousands upon thousands of other meals within your colon, and not just your colon, but within every part of your body, doesn't even begin to describe the experience. I would rather die than to ever part ways with Guy Fieri's delicious, perfect, slime tongue.
him… him is one of the reasons I hate tv. Not him himself but that him came from a reality show contest thing and now is part of 'merikana fucking tv people fucking food tv people, makes you want remove all the labels from rachel ray products… fucking putting out shit to make a acronym part of our lexicon… fuck that shit.
Re: The Kitten Room and TB Mega Thread ^.^
Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2014 3:39 am
by tuffteef
jasonmitsch wrote:Diip
whatever happened to these....
Re: The Kitten Room and TB Mega Thread ^.^
Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2014 9:31 am
by behndy
fan fic is so. damn. AWESOME.
the one with Anne Frank and Goku loving and fighting a Super Sayan Hitler is still my favorite though.
yeah. i havna really watched tv for years. i've seen the rachel ray and emiril and whatever branded loot whilst shopping and reflexively avoided it though.
Re: The Kitten Room and TB Mega Thread ^.^
Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 7:40 pm
by Mudfuzz
So my Musicman 2X12 cab finally sold
and so I have a 6er coming
gonna get a .174 .130 .098 .076 .057 .043 set from circle k for it
Re: The Kitten Room and TB Mega Thread ^.^
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:03 am
by SmallEQ
When I saw behndy's small custom district pedalboard I realized that they could put together a Pedalboard idea I've had kicking around my head pretty easily. The quote was pretty reasonable, IMO...really looking forward to getting it. Waiting for the Disaster Area guys to release their new two button Midi controller to make my setup optimal. Now I have to figure out some kind of case solution for it.
Re: The Kitten Room and TB Mega Thread ^.^
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:14 am
by behndy
if you are cool with a really padded soft case, you should hit Jean up about the one he got custom made for his board. 's NICE.
Re: The Kitten Room and TB Mega Thread ^.^
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:00 am
by behndy
SO DAMN TRUE.
hee. the hover text is "we were so bored we watched DAYTIME TV. i would rather EAT AN IPAD THEN GO BACK TO DAYTIME TV.".
Re: The Kitten Room and TB Mega Thread ^.^
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:38 am
by D.o.S.
That is crushingly accurate.
Re: The Kitten Room and TB Mega Thread ^.^
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:20 am
by ChetMagongalo
I was too young to really know what boredom was, I've had the internet for almost my whole life. it's cool
Re: The Kitten Room and TB Mega Thread ^.^
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:25 am
by bigchiefbc
The Internet became a thing when I was 15, so I had most of my childhood without it. But we've had a computer since I was 5, so I still spent a decent amount of my time playing computer games and such, it's just that it was all single-player.
To me, the biggest thing that has changed since I was a kid has nothing to do with the Internet. It's how ridiculously over-protective parents are of their kids nowadays. When I was 8 or 9, I was allowed to get on my bike, yell to my mom that I was going out with my friends, and we would ride all around my city (decently big city, about 50000 people), even down to the ghetto, and my parents had no fucking idea where I was. I never wore a helmet, and I would be gone for 8-10 hours during the summer. Nowadays, my parents would probably get arrested for letting me do that shit.
Re: The Kitten Room and TB Mega Thread ^.^
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:50 am
by MSUsousaphone
Yeah. AOLIM and all that jazz got really big as I was getting to high school. I remember it being boring but that was when I wasn't doing much inside. Lots of in the woods dirt fights, bike riding, and shizz.
Re: The Kitten Room and TB Mega Thread ^.^
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:34 am
by behndy
jia. i dunno how kids are treated now. the whole rearing thing scares the butts off of me.
but i was like first year of high school when interwubz went from message boards to actual html sites.
hah. i remember paying for an amount of download a month. and what revelation high speed data transfer was when we went away from dial-up.
Re: The Kitten Room and TB Mega Thread ^.^
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:51 am
by Achtane
Shortly after we got our first PC fixed (that I messed up by downloading Doom and its accompanying malware to at least a dozen different locations), I stole my mom's credit card and racked up like $40 in charges playing Splatterball. So much fun.
I remember going from 56k to cable while I was still super addicted to Battlefield 1942. It was amazing. I had to re-learn how to play, but at least the server would register that I shot a dude in the face 30 times instead of having to watch him teleport away and kill me a few seconds later.
I wonder if kids still sit at the end of the driveway when they're bored. Probably not.
Re: The Kitten Room and TB Mega Thread ^.^
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:58 am
by Mudfuzz
I think we got internets in… 96… fucking 56k…. never got into online gaming because of that and by the time I got a higher speed I'd given up gaming but at the time napster was cool even on the slow ass 56k because I could find shit I'd wanted to hear for years that you could never find...
Re: The Kitten Room and TB Mega Thread ^.^
Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:02 pm
by MSUsousaphone
Yeah.....the last computer game I REALLY played the hell out of was Warcraft II and the last console game was the original Halo. It's been a while......
