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Re: ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 4:48 am
by oscillateur
You could technically make good galettes without any cheese but that's not very common.
Re: ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 12:31 pm
by Gone Fission
behndy wrote:gawd i suck. havna been on here near enough. miss you lil bastards.
only thing i care about is i'm an xxl in shirts, i've been giggly nekid happy at everything i've gotten every year. so. yeah.
In other words, the honky loves him some EHX and especially Fuck Duck pedals.
Re: ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 1:39 pm
by behndy
shit. of EHX bought up the Luck Duck pedal, "improved" it, and took the one good part of it, the cute sticker, and replaced it with their complete shite design sense?
wow. um. i would. i would be ECSTATIC to own one!
Re: ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 1:46 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
PENIS.
Re: ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 2:20 pm
by behndy
IF YOU WERE MY SS FELLA I WOULD SEND YOU A 3D PRINT OUT OF MY JUNK.
alas, suh. you are NOT.
Re: ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 2:31 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
I know.
I bet he sent ma a 3D print of his pet kangaroo's cock, though..
I bet you've heard of that
internet sex toy you can use over bluetooth to better your Skype sex. I'd have given you those. You have too much pedals anyway. Plus it's a French invention and company. So bonus for local treats, YO.
Re: ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 2:52 pm
by phantasmagorovich
Haha, that's cool!
Re: ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 3:14 pm
by behndy
lol. my favorite part of net connected sex toys is the name attached to them - Teledildonic. so perfect.
jia. we found a toy similar, but looked more fun for local use.
whelp, i found my SECOND favorite phrase connected to Teledildonic Toys -
"Nora is a sex toy made for women of all ages and provides extremely enjoyable vibrations and rotations that duplicate the arousing feeling of a man's penis."
my..... my peen doesn't rotate. is it. is it broken?
Re: ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 3:17 pm
by xrleroyx
fuzz. heavy heavy fuzz.
Re: ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 4:31 pm
by univalve
The more i read this, the more i think the french frog eater are fully nuts...
Ok Computer, it is called ordinateur.
Re: ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 4:44 pm
by Tristan
We're all nuts man, everyone is a different kind of nuts!
Re: ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 4:56 pm
by phantasmagorovich
But mine is more common around these parts!
Re: ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 5:09 pm
by Tristan
Uhh, what's your kind then?
Re: ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 5:15 pm
by phantasmagorovich
Yeti thinking he's a man.
Re: ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 5:18 pm
by Gone Fission
behndy wrote:lol. my favorite part of net connected sex toys is the name attached to them - Teledildonic. so perfect.
jia. we found a toy similar, but looked more fun for local use.
whelp, i found my SECOND favorite phrase connected to Teledildonic Toys -
"Nora is a sex toy made for women of all ages and provides extremely enjoyable vibrations and rotations that duplicate the arousing feeling of a man's penis."
my..... my peen doesn't rotate. is it. is it broken?
Behndy would also like a new, properly working peen for Christmas.