It’s back from the dead! The TB Mega Thread.

[Chankgeez]

Just think of your phone as a "but crusher" of sense.

[jasonmitsch]

oog. i have been waiting for this FOREVER. and i don't really have board room. not ideal, but i'm going to see if i can cop the Malekko Bit with the Mobius or H9.

dood. i LOVE the BEF. but.... yeah. not a fan of the looks. there's this guy that's modded a few of my pedz and done aesthetic work.... gonna see if he can rehouse like an 80's battlw rapper.

SHUT UP MITCHU. THE H9 IS BEAUTIFUL MASS EFFECT LOOKING TECH.

Now every time you see the h9 think of giant hamsters dancing to pop music.

I use a vintage delay preset on the h9 with no delay and turn the bits all the way down to 5. It's not very versatile but it's something.

[behndy]

yah. there's a crusher on the Mobius and a ring mod on the H9 i'm'a investigate.

i... think... that's a tv commercial reference? HAH. I DON'T HAVE TV PIPEX INTO MY HOOSE.

I HAVE DEFEATED YOUR ASSOCIATION ATTEMPTS.

BOOYAHKAH.

[Eric!]

I think he means these jerkoffs

[D.o.S.]

I know those bros paid a lot of money to a highly respected design firm to give them a "unique" aesthetic, but seriously, they look like shit.

Yeah they're ugly, but at least they sound good. Another one is the H9, every time I look at that thing all I see is a KIA in pedal form.

I bet they sound good. I just haven't been convinced to drop the cash for any of their pedals after I factor in a mandatory rehouse.

[behndy]

nope. means nothing to me. is that a Furry Thing?

[D.o.S.]

Rehousing?


You tell me.

[behndy]

FURRY HAMSTER ON EMACIATED BUT CRUSHED SLUT SLUTS ACTIOOOOOOON IS GO.

[D.o.S.]

Richard Gere Hamster Rehousing, INC.

[behndy]

oof. poo in fur. MESSY.

so, today we had a client tell us 3 times that the leash we put on their dog wasn't there's, describe that exact leash, then realize it WAS the correct one. just Old People Moments. he then told a joke "at the senior center up here a ways.... they give all the old bous viagra before they go to bed. you know why? SO THEY DON'T ROLL OVER AND FALL OUT OF BED AT NIGHT.".

then a different client asked to use the restroom, after she left i was the next in there and there was a brown spot on the bowl.... and she left a smear of butthole kiss poo on the toilet seat.

grody.

[jasonmitsch]

"at the senior center up here a ways.... they give all the old bous viagra before they go to bed. you know why? SO THEY DON'T ROLL OVER AND FALL OUT OF BED AT NIGHT."

[excane]

Yah, it's a helluva drug.

I use just enough to look good at the beach and my grandfather uses it so he doesn't piss on his shoes.

[behndy]

"when i was twenty five i couldn't bend my erection at all. when i hit forty i could bend it an inch, fifty 2 inches. now that i'm sixty about 3 inches..........
......................
....................... wonder how much stronger i'm going to get?"

[Grrface]

"when i was twenty five i couldn't bend my erection at all. when i hit forty i could bend it an inch, fifty 2 inches. now that i'm sixty about 3 inches..........
......................
....................... wonder how much stronger i'm going to get?"

[Bassboar]

Just had a brilliant idea.
Bass>Sonuus B2M>Minitaur
Instant synth bass toanz.