It’s back from the dead! The TB Mega Thread.

[warwick.hoy]

"I fuck missionary style only. Any other way of fucking is wrong. You guys spending all your money on toys and gadgets. Show me someone who is into tentacle rape and I'll show you someone who never gets laid"

[behndy]

THERE ARE SO MANY MORE OF US OUT THERE THAN PEOPLE LIKE HIM WANT TO BELIEVE EXIST.

[warwick.hoy]

I left you a present on your outlaw bass vid.

You're welcome.

[behndy]

lol. 'Wicky. you so cute. such an OUTLAW.

[ChetMagongalo]

Someone left this comment on one of my videos:
"It's really weird when a bass player tries to turn the bass into a flashy shred instrument. People are weird."
guess he didn't like my noodling
I just replied to his comment and agreed with him. That's the best way to handle people who are probably trying to upset you.

[warwick.hoy]

how helpful

[behndy]

lol. i sent him a pm saying, "i've had bad days too, if it helps you feel better trying to insult some random human on the internet, glad to be of help!". he's kinda a nutter.

trolls are weird. who.......... who likes doing that?

like yeah, if they're a friend, and it's all fun times i like fucking around. but that is just a WEIRD thing to enjoy.

i mean, it doesn't bother me in the slightest. if someone i know and care what they think like y'all trashed me, that might sting and make me nekid foetal position for awhile, but some moronic goober? pshhhhhhhhhhht. i just don't understand why that's fun.

[Chankgeez]

... How about a fat walking backbone?

TWSS

[behndy]

lol. i shouldn't have played with his silly troll ass. i basically politely asked him for a link to his stuff so i could learn the right way to play bass. now he's commenting on different vidjas i have up.

EXTRA VIEW COUNT BAYBAY.

[warwick.hoy]

what's this "breeder " bullshit all about?

[behndy]

hurm? i missed that.

[behndy]

yeah, i dunno. he's an angry little dood. his response to my asking for a link to his AMAZING MUSIC -

"Wow even your dumb deflections "omg stop being so JEALOUS i'm so SHEXY!!" are unoriginal. We're actually making our first record right meow, supporting it with a residency at Grant Green in San Francisco starting in two weeks. Two of us have labored for years to really develop style and knowledge, and our third is just a lucky sex poet.

The problem with you is that you, and others like you, make the term "musician" cheap. I bet you call yourself a musician and talk about your dumb band (that probably just plays one chord for 10 straight minutes, turning on and off different effect pedals). Since there are so many damn people like you, the market becomes saturated, and calling yourself a "musician" conjures up images of dumb youtube videos like yours.

Now that my long road has finally led to a sweet victory, people like you don't bother me nearly as much as when I was still in the trenches. But I'll always loathe your kind...working dumb jobs, eating crap, consuming, thinking you're special, and WORST OF ALL...reproducing."

i..... am actually hellza amused by all this. he's such an intense and unlikable little human. REALLY want to hear what his stuff sounds like. i'm pretty sure it's super bland pop rock shit, but CURIOUS.

[warwick.hoy]

hurm? i missed that.

http://www.talkbass.com/forum/f36/pedal ... ub-981208/

Then I'd be a breeder!

Nothing against Matt Dean; I've met him IRL and he was an alright duder.

But are we now taking to calling people with big pedalboards breeders?

That's stupid.

yeah, i dunno. he's an angry little dood. his response to my asking for a link to his AMAZING MUSIC -

"Wow even your dumb deflections "omg stop being so JEALOUS i'm so SHEXY!!" are unoriginal. We're actually making our first record right meow, supporting it with a residency at Grant Green in San Francisco starting in two weeks. Two of us have labored for years to really develop style and knowledge, and our third is just a lucky sex poet.

The problem with you is that you, and others like you, make the term "musician" cheap. I bet you call yourself a musician and talk about your dumb band (that probably just plays one chord for 10 straight minutes, turning on and off different effect pedals). Since there are so many damn people like you, the market becomes saturated, and calling yourself a "musician" conjures up images of dumb youtube videos like yours.

Now that my long road has finally led to a sweet victory, people like you don't bother me nearly as much as when I was still in the trenches. But I'll always loathe your kind...working dumb jobs, eating crap, consuming, thinking you're special, and WORST OF ALL...reproducing."

i..... am actually hellza amused by all this. he's such an intense and unlikable little human. REALLY want to hear what his stuff sounds like. i'm pretty sure it's super bland pop rock shit, but CURIOUS.

That's mother fucking hilarious (the bold text). The market is just so saturated with bands so uber successful that don't have to drive a van from gig to gig and sleep on people's floors and go home and hope they still have a job to go back to. This guy must be PRO as fuck.

[goroth]

Anyone who ever uses the term "in the pocket" in a musical context is a dick. This is not a generalisation, it's been proven with science.

Likelihood that one plays shitty p+w is also high.

[warwick.hoy]

sorry I'm being a jerk