Gasalcoholics anonymous? whoever said this was a help group?

[AngryGoldfish]

Oh my...

[THEBEERHAMMER]

Hahaha, STDs are fun.

Pulling out stops them right?

I don't really like condoms either, but this right here is just as important as birth control.

Or you could just not fuck grungy bitches.

[insubordination]

Guys, wrong forum/thread.

[THEBEERHAMMER]

Guys, wrong forum/thread.

oh I'm sorry I thought this was ilf

[hollowhero]

beerhammer, did you end up going with the motor ave guitar?

[insubordination]

viewforum.php?f=42

[THEBEERHAMMER]

http://ilovefuzz.com/viewforum.php?f=42

Like anybody has ever given a fuck.

beerhammer, did you end up going with the motor ave guitar?

Honestly i have no idea what im going to do. I like them alot but i dont like the idea of putting a $2500 deposit down on something im not going to see for over a year. Im also not going to act like there isnt a part of me telling me i need to get a seafoam green or shell pink usa randy rhodes hard tail.

[AngryGoldfish]

Wait, you're going to get a MotorAve? I couldn't think of a more desirable guitar. I'm not surprised the wait list is over a year.

[THEBEERHAMMER]

Wait, you're going to get a MotorAve? I couldn't think of a more desirable guitar. I'm not surprised the wait list is over a year.

Yeah i have the money and part of me is just like "do it while youre young cause you may never get the opportunity again" and part of me is like "just use the money for wild beer tour adventures next summer" and part of me is like "be a grown up and save it for retirement or whatever" and part of me is like "Go to nevada and legally fuck a hooker just to say you did it" and then part of me is like "im 100% sure they make you use a condom and theres no anal" so then part of me is like "go to nevada and bareback anal an off-the-books hooker in a suite at the wynn while guzzling cristal just to say you did it" and im not going to lie after that a bunch of the other parts are like " yeah dude thats probably the best idea". Soooo well see what happens.

So, The Pirate Bay is now blocked in Ireland.

Is this because of the catholics? Why do you live in ireland?

[AngryGoldfish]

Wait, you're going to get a MotorAve? I couldn't think of a more desirable guitar. I'm not surprised the wait list is over a year.

Yeah i have the money and part of me is just like "do it while youre young cause you may never get the opportunity again" and part of me is like "just use the money for wild beer tour adventures next summer" and part of me is like "be a grown up and save it for retirement or whatever" and part of me is like "Go to nevada and legally fuck a hooker just to say you did it" and then part of me is like "im 100% sure they make you use a condom and theres no anal" so then part of me is like "go to nevada and bareback anal an off-the-books hooker in a suite at the wynn while guzzling cristal just to say you did it" and im not going to lie after that a bunch of the other parts are like " yeah dude thats probably the best idea". Soooo well see what happens.

So, The Pirate Bay is now blocked in Ireland.

Is this because of the catholics? Why do you live in ireland?

Is it because of Catholics? No, it's because of a particularly ignorant politician by the name of Seán Sherlock. He's wanted to control the Internet for years here.

Get the guitar, man. Anal comes later. Think of all the anal-loving girls who'll go crazy if you had a MotorAve. That's why Josh Homme has women slobbering over him.

[theavondon]

Wait, you're going to get a MotorAve? I couldn't think of a more desirable guitar. I'm not surprised the wait list is over a year.

Yeah i have the money and part of me is just like "do it while youre young cause you may never get the opportunity again" and part of me is like "just use the money for wild beer tour adventures next summer" and part of me is like "be a grown up and save it for retirement or whatever" and part of me is like "Go to nevada and legally fuck a hooker just to say you did it" and then part of me is like "im 100% sure they make you use a condom and theres no anal" so then part of me is like "go to nevada and bareback anal an off-the-books hooker in a suite at the wynn while guzzling cristal just to say you did it" and im not going to lie after that a bunch of the other parts are like " yeah dude thats probably the best idea". Soooo well see what happens.

I swear to god if you just end up spending it on beer and fast food, I'm gonna be so disappointed in you mister.

[THEBEERHAMMER]

Wait, you're going to get a MotorAve? I couldn't think of a more desirable guitar. I'm not surprised the wait list is over a year.

Yeah i have the money and part of me is just like "do it while youre young cause you may never get the opportunity again" and part of me is like "just use the money for wild beer tour adventures next summer" and part of me is like "be a grown up and save it for retirement or whatever" and part of me is like "Go to nevada and legally fuck a hooker just to say you did it" and then part of me is like "im 100% sure they make you use a condom and theres no anal" so then part of me is like "go to nevada and bareback anal an off-the-books hooker in a suite at the wynn while guzzling cristal just to say you did it" and im not going to lie after that a bunch of the other parts are like " yeah dude thats probably the best idea". Soooo well see what happens.

I swear to god if you just end up spending it on beer and fast food, I'm gonna be so disappointed in you mister.

I DIDNT THINK ANYONE CARED ABOUT ME

[tuffteef]

Wait, you're going to get a MotorAve? I couldn't think of a more desirable guitar. I'm not surprised the wait list is over a year.

Yeah i have the money and part of me is just like "do it while youre young cause you may never get the opportunity again" and part of me is like "just use the money for wild beer tour adventures next summer" and part of me is like "be a grown up and save it for retirement or whatever" and part of me is like "Go to nevada and legally fuck a hooker just to say you did it" and then part of me is like "im 100% sure they make you use a condom and theres no anal" so then part of me is like "go to nevada and bareback anal an off-the-books hooker in a suite at the wynn while guzzling cristal just to say you did it" and im not going to lie after that a bunch of the other parts are like " yeah dude thats probably the best idea". Soooo well see what happens.

I swear to god if you just end up spending it on beer and fast food, I'm gonna be so disappointed in you mister.

[theavondon]

Wait, you're going to get a MotorAve? I couldn't think of a more desirable guitar. I'm not surprised the wait list is over a year.

Yeah i have the money and part of me is just like "do it while youre young cause you may never get the opportunity again" and part of me is like "just use the money for wild beer tour adventures next summer" and part of me is like "be a grown up and save it for retirement or whatever" and part of me is like "Go to nevada and legally fuck a hooker just to say you did it" and then part of me is like "im 100% sure they make you use a condom and theres no anal" so then part of me is like "go to nevada and bareback anal an off-the-books hooker in a suite at the wynn while guzzling cristal just to say you did it" and im not going to lie after that a bunch of the other parts are like " yeah dude thats probably the best idea". Soooo well see what happens.

I swear to god if you just end up spending it on beer and fast food, I'm gonna be so disappointed in you mister.

I DIDNT THINK ANYONE CARED ABOUT ME

btw I'm totally going to cici's right now

[THEBEERHAMMER]

Is this because of the catholics? Why do you live in ireland?

Is it because of Catholics? No, it's because of a particularly ignorant politician by the name of Seán Sherlock. He's wanted to control the Internet for years here.

Get the guitar, man. Anal comes later. Think of all the anal-loving girls who'll go crazy if you had a MotorAve. That's why Josh Homme has women slobbering over him.[/quote]
So like....why do you live in ireland??