Re: Effector 13 Is Back
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 2:59 am
Guys, 4 pages no slurpee?
THIS IS THE FUTURE I FORSAW!
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SLURPGATE!
THIS IS THE FUTURE I FORSAW!
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I'm with Christopher Walken on this subject. I love hot dogs too. Not as much as he does. I don't think I could eat 800 in one day. And even though I know they are made from the lips and arseholes af some kind of animal I still eat them and enjoy them. I feel the same way about dim sims too. I've heard about an old Chinese born Melbourne crook named Normie Lee who purchased a dim sim factory with his share of the Great Bookie Robbery proceeds. He's dead now, he was shot by Police during an armed hold up in the early 90s. They say a lot of Melbourne and Sydney crooks in the 70s disappeared through his dim sim machine. Those crooks became dim sims and people ate them. I grew up in the 70s and our family ate a lot of dim sims. I still wonder today all those years later whether those dim sims I ate were made with long pork. And when I think about that I don't care that they could of been people.Dandolin wrote:Walken in LA: Hot DogsShaunNecro wrote:Mmmmmmm, I think I'll do the same.D.o.S. wrote:In other news, I just ate two hot dogs. With Mustard.
By Christopher Walken
Do you enjoy eating hot dogs? I hope you won't be put off by my frankness when I tell you that I absolutely love them. In fact, I enjoy no food item more than a freshly-boiled hot dog. Now, I've done a lot of movies, and it's true that I've worked with quite a few celebrities who did not share this opinion. I'm sorry to say that these people have always angered me.
There are two types of people in this world: those who eat hot dogs whenever it is possible to do so, and those who opt to do other things with their free time. Who do the latter think they are kidding? What pastime could be more rewarding than the consumption of hot dogs? I haven't yet found one, and I don't expect to in my lifetime. Unlike other foods, hot dogs can be eaten at any time, in any place, and it is not necessary to cook them. Now, I ask you: Why not eat hot dogs? They are delicious.
I carry a bag of hot dogs with me wherever I go. I eat them from the bag \ whenever I get the urge, regardless of the circumstances. When I make a movie, my hot dogs are my co-stars. If, in the middle of a scene, I decide I want to consume a hot dog, I do so. I waste the director's time and thousands of dollars in film stock, but in the end, it is all worth it, because I enjoy eating hot dogs more than I enjoy acting. This bothers some people. I was supposed to portray Batman, but when Tim Burton learned of my hot dog cravings, he asked Michael Keaton to wear the cape. To this day, I am peeved about this.
When we filmed The Dead Zone, I ate over 800 hot dogs a day. It was necessary. My character needed to come across as intense as possible, and I found the inspiration for that intensity in my intense love for hot dogs. The director, David Cronenberg, said that he would never work with me again. I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say fuck him. He doesn't even like hot dogs.
I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a ucking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs.
Next week: My thoughts on Woody Allen, hot dog hater and shitty director.
Long pork. The other, other white meat!
