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Query: do your balls shrink? 100% serious.

futuresailors wrote:Query: do your balls shrink? 100% serious.

Not that I have noticed,
They are still rolling out the same product line, just now it gets absorbed instead of released into the world.

nurp.

however.

something i didna realize.

or even think about.

.......... my balls hang DIFFERENTLY. not in a bad way, just DIFFERENT.

and for the first month or so every time i would look down i would scream I'M A MONSTER.

Mine seem to be hanging a little different too. I wouldn't have really even noticed except I had a conversation with a friend about how that's apparently a thing, hanging different. I had complications though. A weird blood clot that's not totally gone yet. Fucked me up and put me off my feet for a few extra days. Seems pretty normal now though. Still loosing the clot and shit like that though. Who really cares how your balls hang weird though? It's not like balls are cool or attractive or anything anyway. If they hang a little different, whatever. It's comfortable and I'm happy, so no biggie.

Balls are purely utilitarian.
If you're looking at your sack and thinking aesthetically, it may be time to reassess your priorities.

don't you fucking judge me.

i am in love with my ballzors.

they are MY BEAUTIES.

If never judge you or your balls, mate.

I hope your downstairs mixup looks a bit better than a pair of that guy's heads hanging inverted between your legs.

well. now i'm sad. nowhere NEAR as majestic as that.

damnit.

Time to hit the tattoo parlour?

Just chiming in to say that if you really wanna decommission the balls, you gotta go all the way and get an orchiectomy. Then you can look at your balls every day as they sit in a jar of formaldehyde.

Or maybe everyone is just making mature choices vis-a-vis family planning when living on an overcrowded planet that is literally teeming with unwanted children as it is. Love y'all. Never loved my body too much.

Are your balls on a shelf? I fully respect that decision, but I will not be participating. I'm not super attached to the balls, but I feel like they complete the genital ensemble and it would look weird without them.

Unfortunately, my surgeon stopped letting folks keep their balls in a jar a few weeks before i got them gone, bc some woman tried to bring hers on a fucking plane... So i didn't get to keep mine, they got incinerated and are in a medical waste landfill, probably somewhere in Michigan. On the plus side, whenever someone makes a "Deez Nutz" joke in my presence, i get to say "Deez nutz are in a landfill" which feels like an apt life description.

I've alluded in other threads, most people would probably recognize me as a trans woman, but i don't too much care for that label/identity. Don't like gender, and don't want all acts of gender non-conformity to just be swallowed up by the trans umbrella, as a result of aforementioned dislike of gender. All that said, getting snipped ruled. It did look weird at first, and i spent a long time considering how i felt about the aesthetics before i made the decision, but it was a great one. It looks cool, i have to take a LOT less medication, and i can absolutely, positively NEVER have children. Zero regrets.

Hey psychic v, I apologise if I offended with my earlier comment about testicular aesthetics.
I guess I hadn't read enough of your posts to piece that together.
I had been operating under the assumption that it was mostly hetero dad-types putting in their two cents on this thread though.
But, there you go.

Gender is a really interesting topic all of its own.