It’s back from the dead! The TB Mega Thread.

[Bassboar]

Yo bass bros.
I need to come up with a classy way of asking a girl to my prom, throw some ideas.
Also, don't judge me.

[Tendollarcat]

Yo bass bros.
I need to come up with a classy way of asking a girl to my prom, throw some ideas.
Also, don't judge me.

Go old school on it man. Give her a flower of some sort and ask her straight. Even fucking tell her you like her. It tells her some specific things -

A) You have balls (gets her thinking about your genitals)
B) If you have the guts to ask her, you have the guts to ask someone else.
C) You've got some class and were nice to her before she even answered.

[warwick.hoy]

Yo bass bros.
I need to come up with a classy way of asking a girl to my prom, throw some ideas.
Also, don't judge me.

I dare you to post this; as it's own thread,.....

HERE

[behndy]

iiiiii.... went to a school with no prom system, have never been to any dance thing, and am horribly inept with laydays.

so. um. hire a.... fancy midget to jump out of her locker with love candy?

[Bassboar]

Yo bass bros.
I need to come up with a classy way of asking a girl to my prom, throw some ideas.
Also, don't judge me.

I dare you to post this; as it's own thread,.....

HERE

No thank you.
I'm pretty sure most of those TB nerds haven't even spoken to girl.

[warwick.hoy]

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[Waterpilot]

Ugh. I have all this time on my hands, but I'm feeling incredibly uninspired to pick up my bass. Any recommendations, dudes?

I don't have as much time, but I'm in the same situation.

[MSUsousaphone]

Rent a full suit of armor. And i mean full on plate and jank. Sets you apart.

[Haki]

Ugh. I have all this time on my hands, but I'm feeling incredibly uninspired to pick up my bass. Any recommendations, dudes?

Set delay to infinite repeats, add dirt to taste, maybe a tremolo if you have one, then make drones. It's mindnumbing fun.

Learn theory! (You win either way cause if theory drives you mad it'll make you want to pick up the bass again to not have to learn theory.)

Find some technique things to work on, pick up the bass to work on that. Chances are you'll want to apply the newly developed techniques to your playing. OR. Picking up the bass and doing something for a bit might be all it takes to get you past that uninspired feeling.

Get imaschine for your iphone/ipad and make beats.

Accept this is karma for getting rid of your TAFM.

[Mudfuzz]

Ugh. I have all this time on my hands, but I'm feeling incredibly uninspired to pick up my bass. Any recommendations, dudes?

take bass lean it against your amp, turn it up all the way, go sit on the floor across the room and listen to your bass play your amp.

[kbit]

I third the notion of droning in some fashion. So good.

[Achtane]

Lie on your back in the dark and play something slow.

[behndy]

....... why did i read that in a sultry, slow, Barry White range low octave voice? with 'Taner saying it as he reclined on his gold silk couch with his bathrobe jauntily open as he languidly stroked his impressive Man Carpet of chest hair?

[Deltaphoenix]

"i'm sorry Mssr. Deltz. you got a 69.999999. only way to fix that is with some extra credit.... mebbe a little MORE SIXTY NINE?"

*assumed female teacher whips out Stoopid Beeg (uhhhhh. THAT'S how you use that mahthahfauquah. UHHHHHNNNN.) Peen*

"unless you're..... skeered?"

STAHP LIVING MY DREAMS DELTZ. JUST STAHP.

Unfortunately I did well on the exam...no transvestical 69ing action

[Achtane]

....... why did i read that in a sultry, slow, Barry White range low octave voice? with 'Taner saying it as he reclined on his gold silk couch with his bathrobe jauntily open as he languidly stroked his impressive Man Carpet of chest hair?

I was thinking more like that part of True Lies where Ahnult is sitting in the shadows with a cassette player.
DANCE...SEXY.