ILF Secret Santa 2016

[rustywire]

Nailed it

[D.o.S.]

it has arrived, apparently.

[resincum]

so these arrived in the most insane packaging job ever..
can't thank you enough for everything, Gary. you fucking rule
I'm probably going to dive into that brother benjamin as soon as I finish this latte...

[aens_wife]

Oh shit! That Dragon's Milk is my favorite beer ever. Nice choices there!

[Inconuucl]

Dragon's milk is one of my favorite things ever.

Edit: I'm not the only one!

[baremountain]

Dragon's milk is one of my favorite things ever.

Edit: I'm not the only one!

I've got a bottle I've been aging for like 1.5 years hidden in my closet. When I start drinking again it might be a good time to pop that open

[odontophobia]

so these arrived in the most insane packaging job ever..
can't thank you enough for everything, Gary. you fucking rule
I'm probably going to dive into that brother benjamin as soon as I finish this latte...

So happy they arrived safely.
And no the lack of snacks makes perfect sense, right?

All of these are basically local to me.

Founders is a vortex football throw away. Same with one of the New Holland joints. Odd Sides is near the lake shore, 45-minutes. Bells is down the highway about 50-min. Shorts is up North a few hours and Greenbush is south on the way to Chicago.

Since I knew you enjoyed beer I figured a variety pack would be more interesting than snacks.

Brother Benjamin, Dirty Bastard and Huma are probably my three favorite beers. Drastically different but totally awesome. Super glad they made it safe and not a casualty lost.

[oldangelmidnight]

I've only had the Dirty Bastard but it's one of my favorites.

[ProCarsteNation]

I might have to email Isobel, sorry Santeeeee!


Called the fuckers at DHL today, they're like "No, your package is still in Germany"
"Ehm. you told me it would arrive yesterday the earlieast, tomorrow the latest?"
"No, you do not get a timewindow like that, only with express"
"but that is what you told me"
"no, no, perfectly normal, 10-12 Business days Mo-Fr"
"You told me 9-11, Mo-Sa"
"No, 10-12 days Mo-Fr plus 14 business days waiting period"
" sorry, what does that mean?"
"You'll have to wait, If you wanna file a claim, you can do that starting January 16th"



They are saying next step is jumping to destination country, but when that happens
or how long it takes after that

[jrfox92]

starting January 16th

That'd be my "motherfucker, I'll kick your ass" moment.

[Disarm D'arcy]

Same. Motherfuckers at DHL called you a motherfucker. Gotta end them motherfuckers.

[Iommic Pope]

For sure.
Nuclear rage.

[ProCarsteNation]

oh absolutely, I was in the mood to throw things thru windows and light stuff on fire. all festive like.
but then it was time to bring the kids to bed, so now I'm just having some Talisker. For the nerves.

[xrleroyx]

My satan lives in OH... hmmm.

Regarding Dragons Milk, my guitarist and I drank this huge bottle of it once. Bought it at Smitty's in GR for like $100, I think it was a couple gallons. Drank the whole thing in one night and was hungover for like 2 days after. Still haven't drank any after that.

Satanee, I'm trash and just sent your package 2 day priority. I think you're going to like what I got you - at least I hope you do.

[JonnyAngle]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHliDE1_Hls[/youtube]

Ahh, South Park, indelibly planting the family name into the underbelly of culture's consciousness.

A day earlier and I'd have withheld tracking.

Haha it's all good!