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PetZounds wrote:Man, I'm so stoked to blow my dude and start getting off already.

How does Secret Santa work?
Like, how long are you a secret, and when are you a Santa?
When they open the present, should they know who it was from?

It's a Secret...

sonidero wrote:

PetZounds wrote:Man, I'm so stoked to blow my dude and start getting off already.

How does Secret Santa work?
Like, how long are you a secret, and when are you a Santa?
When they open the present, should they know who it was from?

It's a Secret...

Hey fuck you dude I'm not gay that's gay I hate being gay that's stupid I don't blow dudes at ALL I don't blow ANY DUDES!

PetZounds wrote:Man, I'm so stoked to get my dude and start getting a gift ready.

How does Secret Santa work?
Like, how long are you a secret, and when are you a Santa?
When they open the present, should they know who it was from?

I think it all eventually gets revealed. I think half the fun is figuring out who sent it.

PetZounds wrote:I don't blow ANY DUDES!

But if you did we are bound by the ILFSS Rules to keep it a secret...

if I remember correctly, I've always enclosed a note saying who I was... once I knew, the other time I didn't. I think it's really exciting to not know before you actually get it, after that, I'm really glad if I can "personally" PM the dude and thank him I guess

anyone who gets me - feel free to not be secretive about your identity

sonidero wrote:

PetZounds wrote:I don't blow ANY DUDES!

But if you did we are bound by the ILFSS Rules to keep it a secret...

GUYS I SWEAR I'M NOT GAY DUDES PLEASE DON'T LISTEN TO THIS GUY I'M REALLY NOT GAY
GOD I DON'T EVEN LIKE MY OWN DICK WHY WOULD I WANT ANOTHER IN ME

Back on topic, whoever I get is going to receive a half-rack of barbecue ribs and a revolver.
It's the 'traditional' Texas gift, and I want to share our rich culture with the world.

Easy there...

Let's talk about this BBQ/Revolver combo... Will there be sides and extra ammo???

PetZounds wrote:
Back on topic, whoever I get is going to receive a half stack and a hexe revolver.

What a guy

Sides will be: sweet rolls with cinnamon butter, corn, and mashed potatoes.
Gun will include enough bullets for a busy day at the range or for chasing off cattle rustlers.

neonblack wrote:

PetZounds wrote:
Back on topic, whoever I get is going to receive a half fluff for their huge boner.

What a guy

I give the gifts that keep on giving.

PetZounds wrote:rustlers.

I'm constantly amazed at how many people outside of TX think we still ride horses around everywhere...

sonidero wrote:

PetZounds wrote:rustlers.

I'm constantly amazed at how many people outside of TX think we still ride horses around everywhere...

I dunno what you're talking about!
I went down to the local horse dealership and picked up a good ol' American-made horse the other day.
I'm tired of seeing all these people driving Korean horses.
My job is to be a cowboy, everyone in Texas is a cowboy.
"Howdy!"

I was doing reverse psychology so they don't all swarm down here and rustle ma horses yo...

Oh, shit!
Yeah, I don't know what I was talking about!
I drive a Kia Soul.
No one is a cowboy anymore.
"Hello!"

Gotta cultivate that Outlaw Countrygaze...

sonidero wrote:

PetZounds wrote:rustlers.

I'm constantly amazed at how many people outside of TX think we still ride horses around everywhere...

You don't? :-)