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Piano players play Casios wrong. They like, push the keys down too hard maybe I think.

I only play bass with a pick, and I never use my pinkies. Good thing I only play it when I need some low-end on my home recordings. I'd never be enough of a dick to join a band as a bass player when I know for absolutely certain that I'm not one.

I dont know what you guys are talking about. A bass player is simply someone who owns a bass and eats all my chips. Bonus points if they look like andrew wk.

A guitar player is a bass player with no rhythm and soul.

Guitar players do the skreedlyskreedlyskreedlyskreedly
Bass players do THOOP....THOOP....THOOP....THOOP...
Guitar players playing bass are like THDPHDPTHSKDHTKLSKHTPHTPDHPKSHADLTHLSHTPDHTDOKHTDHLSTLPDOTHDHTDHTPD

Achtane wrote:Guitar players do the skreedlyskreedlyskreedlyskreedly
Bass players do THOOP....THOOP....THOOP....THOOP...
Guitar players playing bass are like THDPHDPTHSKDHTKLSKHTPHTPDHPKSHADLTHLSHTPDHTDOKHTDHLSTLPDOTHDHTDHTPD

Just add a drummer: DooDaKaDooDaKaDooDaKaDooDaKaDooDaKaDooDaKaDooDaKaDooDaKaDooDaKa
and some synth: BeeWhooBipBopBeeWhooBipBopBeeWhooBipBopBeeWhooBipBopBeeWhooBipBopBeeWhooBipBop
Then a singer: YeahYahDeeDooDooYeahYahDeeDooDooYeahYahDeeDooDooYeahYahDeeDooDooYeahYahDeeDooDooYeahYahDeeDooDoo

Man, I could do this all night.

Achtane wrote:Guitar players do the skreedlyskreedlyskreedlyskreedly
Bass players do THOOP....THOOP....THOOP....THOOP...
Guitar players playing bass are like THDPHDPTHSKDHTKLSKHTPHTPDHPKSHADLTHLSHTPDHTDOKHTDHLSTLPDOTHDHTDHTPD

I feel like this is the most accurate post so far.

CaptainWampum wrote:

Achtane wrote:Guitar players do the skreedlyskreedlyskreedlyskreedly
Bass players do THOOP....THOOP....THOOP....THOOP...
Guitar players playing bass are like THDPHDPTHSKDHTKLSKHTPHTPDHPKSHADLTHLSHTPDHTDOKHTDHLSTLPDOTHDHTDHTPD

I feel like this is the most accurate post so far.

ALLMOST there, but no cigar - guys clearly got enthusiastic and were a bit off beat towards the end