Re: So was Jesus a witch?
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:53 am
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPISue5XiYU[/youtube]
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Re: So was Jesus a witch?
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:35 am
Don't insult witches like that-HAIL WOTAN
Re: So was Jesus a witch?
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:40 am
Wotan wrote:Don't insult witches like that-HAIL WOTAN
oh lulz,Wotzo
Wotan,or Odin,were pseudo -immortals. Unless of course you mean the Germanic accounts of Wotan as the Wild Huntsman 
silly biscuit 
Re: So was Jesus a witch?
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:05 pm
blooghost wrote:Wotan wrote:Don't insult witches like that-HAIL WOTAN
oh lulz,Wotzo
How can one be pseudo-immortal?
Re: So was Jesus a witch?
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:27 pm
Re: So was Jesus a witch?
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:37 pm
devnulljp wrote:Like this?futuresailors wrote:How can one be pseudo-immortal?
Hmm...wouldn't a portion of infinity still be infinity? Unless he meant a fraction of a human life span...
Re: So was Jesus a witch?
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:40 pm
futuresailors wrote:blooghost wrote:Wotan wrote:Don't insult witches like that-HAIL WOTAN
oh lulz,Wotzo
How can one be pseudo-immortal?
The Norse gods had the Apples of Idun to maintain vigor. These apples were coaxed out of Idun's watch by the trickster god,Loki(also a pseudo immortal) and were given to a vengeful frost giant. These apples were won back by the mighty Thunderer,Thor. While the apples were quite sufficient in the prolonging of the Norse gods' vitality,the gods were still vulnerable to the supernatural powers of entities such as the Midgard Serpent,Fenrir(the giant wolf-spawn of Loki).and the giant wolf Garm. The viking lore makes for a hell of a read. Check it out!
Re: So was Jesus a witch?
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:45 pm
blooghost wrote:The Norse gods had the Apples of Idun to maintain vigor. These apples were coaxed out of Idun's watch by the trickster god,Loki(also a pseudo immortal) and were given to a vengeful frost giant. These apples were won back by the mighty Thunderer,Thor. While the apples were quite sufficient in the prolonging of the Norse gods' vitality,the gods were still vulnerable to the supernatural powers of entities such as the Midgard Serpent,Fenrir(the giant wolf-spawn of Loki).and the giant wolf Garm. The viking lore makes for a hell of a read. Check it out!
Re: So was Jesus a witch?
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:49 pm
devnulljp wrote:blooghost wrote:The Norse gods had the Apples of Idun to maintain vigor. These apples were coaxed out of Idun's watch by the trickster god,Loki(also a pseudo immortal) and were given to a vengeful frost giant. These apples were won back by the mighty Thunderer,Thor. While the apples were quite sufficient in the prolonging of the Norse gods' vitality,the gods were still vulnerable to the supernatural powers of entities such as the Midgard Serpent,Fenrir(the giant wolf-spawn of Loki).and the giant wolf Garm. The viking lore makes for a hell of a read. Check it out!
By that rationale,Jesus rose from the dead. Thor did not. A clay mation depiction of such an epic battle would be mighty entertaining though a la Celebrity Deathmatch. Thor vs. the man-god Hercules would be kinda coo
Re: So was Jesus a witch?
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:53 pm
blooghost,if you call me Wotzo,WotWot,or anything other than your God,I'll nail You to a cross!
Re: So was Jesus a witch?
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:58 pm
Wotan wrote:blooghost,if you call me Wotzo,WotWot,or anything other than your God,I'll nail You to a cross!
Wotzo
-BRING IT I will run my lap steel into my God Zilla and Velcroscillator and blast you with fuzzy ectoplasmic ghostbeams that'll send you runnin' back to yer maw 
Re: So was Jesus a witch?
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:05 pm
I will spew forth hell fire from my headstock and trap you in an electric pentagram,then no more posts from the ghost
Re: So was Jesus a witch?
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:06 pm
My post didn't post, but this is better anyways.
Re: So was Jesus a witch?
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:09 pm
Re: So was Jesus a witch?
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:24 pm
blooghost wrote:I will run my lap steel into my God Zilla and Velcroscillator and blast you with fuzzy ectoplasmic ghostbeams that'll send you runnin' back to yer maw
Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.Wotan wrote:I will spew forth hell fire from my headstock and trap you in an electric pentagram,then no more posts from the ghost