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I like taking a big spoonful of peanut butter and pouring chocolate syrup all over it and then eating it

Ahhh,peanut butter... my fondest memory of peanut butter is Summer of '07. I was slightly drunk and sitting on my front porch. All was quiet. And all of a sudden,a lady of the night comes walking down the street,complaining aloud(to herself,I presume,as she was probably under the influence-crack! )how one of her johns was bald,fat and ugly,and she didn't"like being fucked like that-puttin peanut butter on my " I almost pissed myself! I wish I would've asked if it was crunchy or creamy

Now THAT is a PB story.

Related - How many people here had a kid in their high school who was rumored to have had certain human / canine PB fueled private times?

blooghost wrote:Ahhh,peanut butter... my fondest memory of peanut butter is Summer of '07. I was slightly drunk and sitting on my front porch. All was quiet. And all of a sudden,a lady of the night comes walking down the street,complaining aloud(to herself,I presume,as she was probably under the influence-crack! )how one of her johns was bald,fat and ugly,and she didn't"like being fucked like that-puttin peanut butter on my " I almost pissed myself! I wish I would've asked if it was crunchy or creamy

This thread just took a turn for the awesome.

maz91379 wrote:The option of death by PB & J is rather awesome for people with food allergies. Although i don't feel like taking myself out, if i absolutely had to... Might make a great epitaph.

is it the peanuts you're allergic to? You could try Sun Butter,made with sunflower seeds-it,too is delicious!

This guy I know was out milking cows one night and some local hillbilly types come wandering out from the fog with a hypodermic and a jar full of chunky peanut butter.
"You want to know what's awesome?"
"What?..."
"Shootin up with peanut butter."
They had some pretty nasty trace-marks too, they were using needles designed for cows.
"Wanna try it."
"Fuck no."
"Well you're gonna."
And then they proceeded to chase him with a needle full of peanut butter. He got away...but yeah. I sure do hail from a classy part of the west.

wfs1234 wrote:This guy I know was out milking cows one night and some local hillbilly types come wandering out from the fog with a hypodermic and a jar full of chunky peanut butter.
"You want to know what's awesome?"
"What?..."
"Shootin up with peanut butter."
They had some pretty nasty trace-marks too, they were using needles designed for cows.
"Wanna try it."
"Fuck no."
"Well you're gonna."
And then they proceeded to chase him with a needle full of peanut butter. He got away...but yeah. I sure do hail from a classy part of the west.

i watched a guy load up a bong with crushed red pepper and smoke it. he coughed for at least half an hour. i thought that was a strange thing, but shooting chunky peanut butter???

magiclawnchair wrote:

wfs1234 wrote:This guy I know was out milking cows one night and some local hillbilly types come wandering out from the fog with a hypodermic and a jar full of chunky peanut butter.
"You want to know what's awesome?"
"What?..."
"Shootin up with peanut butter."
They had some pretty nasty trace-marks too, they were using needles designed for cows.
"Wanna try it."
"Fuck no."
"Well you're gonna."
And then they proceeded to chase him with a needle full of peanut butter. He got away...but yeah. I sure do hail from a classy part of the west.

i watched a guy load up a bong with crushed red pepper and smoke it. he coughed for at least half an hour. i thought that was a strange thing, but shooting chunky peanut butter???

I knew a guy (a dealer, actually) who hit an unexpected dry spell and ran out of w33d. Within 12 hours, he got so desperate that he made a batch of spaghetti WITH HIS USED BONGWATER and ate it. Didn't work, and tasted vile.

But, again... shooting chunky peanut butter????

wfs1234 wrote:This guy I know was out milking cows one night and some local hillbilly types come wandering out from the fog with a hypodermic and a jar full of chunky peanut butter.
"You want to know what's awesome?"
"What?..."
"Shootin up with peanut butter."
They had some pretty nasty trace-marks too, they were using needles designed for cows.
"Wanna try it."
"Fuck no."
"Well you're gonna."
And then they proceeded to chase him with a needle full of peanut butter. He got away...but yeah. I sure do hail from a classy part of the west.

Yes, but does it work?

the penis mightier!!!

BUCK FUTTER!!!

this fucking page got so goddamn funny.

futuresailors wrote:

wfs1234 wrote:This guy I know was out milking cows one night and some local hillbilly types come wandering out from the fog with a hypodermic and a jar full of chunky peanut butter.
"You want to know what's awesome?"
"What?..."
"Shootin up with peanut butter."
They had some pretty nasty trace-marks too, they were using needles designed for cows.
"Wanna try it."
"Fuck no."
"Well you're gonna."
And then they proceeded to chase him with a needle full of peanut butter. He got away...but yeah. I sure do hail from a classy part of the west.

Yes, but does it work?

They were off their tits on something, could have been the peanut butter, could've been something else that helped inspire the idea for the peanut butter

Either way I would not suggest it.

Smoking crushed red pepper,peanut butter fucking,peanut butter shooting,basketti boiled in bongwater=thread of the month? I love you,ILF!

maz91379 wrote:

blooghost wrote:

maz91379 wrote:The option of death by PB & J is rather awesome for people with food allergies. Although i don't feel like taking myself out, if i absolutely had to... Might make a great epitaph.

is it the peanuts you're allergic to? You could try Sun Butter,made with sunflower seeds-it,too is delicious!

So this site is rapidly becoming my favorite source of information on shit i should have know about like at least four years ago. I wonder if they have something similar at health food stores here in Australia. If so I'm on my way to finally trying some psuedo peanutbutter banana and bacon sandwiches !

Are there any cracked out ladies of the night in Australia? If you happen upon one,find out if one of her johns paid her to use peanut(or sun)butter to get his jollies. If yes,find out if it was crunchy or creamy