Crotchthrottle: Slap-fight at the Coffee Shop

[magiclawnchair]

Will buy when I get home!!!

[spacelordmother]

SICK TOANZ.

[jrmy]

Thanks, y'allz! I'm suddenly jammed up with work, but really psyched to be able to get back to working on this stuff again...

[Eric!]

I have it on rotation in my car.
By that I mean I've left it playing since I got it

[bigchiefbc]

Guys, I was listening to this album on the way to work this morning and I just have to say, it totally kicks ass. You NEED to get this bad boy.

And I'm not just saying that because I got a shout-out in the liner notes


really

[magiclawnchair]

very very nice jrmy!

[jrmy]

Thanks for the kind words, folks!

And a nice segue to boot: I recently mentioned on the Crotchthrottle facebook page that I'm looking for remixes of Slap-Fight tracks to put on a free EP in the near-ish future (next couple of months, say). If there's anyone out there in ILF-land who's into remixing & wants to give it a shot, let me know and we can hash out the deets.

Looks like I'm 7-ish tracks in to the next album, too. Crazy how fast this stuff can go when you're flying solo!

[Trifarce]

:bob:

We are the only band to be everything to everyone, and thus nothing to anyone. We are the first all-Mormon band to preach Pentecostal. We are the greatest smooth-R&B jazz combo to feature industrial-noise guitar. We terrorize small communities across America with our iconoclastic vision of conformity. We are militantly peaceful noise-niks with our fingers on the trigger of the pulse of your generation on the move on the go in action at the front lines undercover forever and ever amen. We offer nothing but liberation, deliver everything wrapped in a package of capitalist lies that opens up to reveal a void of content, a dearth of information. We are faceless and anonymous clones who have spent months at the plastic surgeons perfecting our own personal beauty mystique. You have seen us on television, in magazines, between the lines of supermarket tabloids, within the headlines of the newspapers your grocer uses to wrap fish. We are integrated and unified in dissonance. Resistance is more than futile, it is mandatory. Not only should you hide your daughters, lock up your pets and secure your grandparents, you should convert your stocks into bonds, liquidate your assets and join the revolution, available in the meat and poultry section. This offer is good for a limited time only, so drive to your nearest department store and ask for the band with the blue Fraudcore label on the spine - the only one you can trust to deceive all the time.

:bob:

Leekabob.mp3

I'm not sure what exactly I just read, but I'm slightly aroused by it..

[jrmy]

We are full of manifestos and rants. We are everywhere. We are nothing. We control the airwaves and infiltrate your blogs. We are fictional yet achingly real. We never play live, but might be performing right now in a venue down the block from you. Paranoia is unwarranted, but probably a good idea. We always tell the truth, albeit rolled in a crispy coating of hyperbole.

We are Crotchthrottle, and we love you.

:bob:

We are the only band to be everything to everyone, and thus nothing to anyone. We are the first all-Mormon band to preach Pentecostal. We are the greatest smooth-R&B jazz combo to feature industrial-noise guitar. We terrorize small communities across America with our iconoclastic vision of conformity. We are militantly peaceful noise-niks with our fingers on the trigger of the pulse of your generation on the move on the go in action at the front lines undercover forever and ever amen. We offer nothing but liberation, deliver everything wrapped in a package of capitalist lies that opens up to reveal a void of content, a dearth of information. We are faceless and anonymous clones who have spent months at the plastic surgeons perfecting our own personal beauty mystique. You have seen us on television, in magazines, between the lines of supermarket tabloids, within the headlines of the newspapers your grocer uses to wrap fish. We are integrated and unified in dissonance. Resistance is more than futile, it is mandatory. Not only should you hide your daughters, lock up your pets and secure your grandparents, you should convert your stocks into bonds, liquidate your assets and join the revolution, available in the meat and poultry section. This offer is good for a limited time only, so drive to your nearest department store and ask for the band with the blue Fraudcore label on the spine - the only one you can trust to deceive all the time.

:bob:

Leekabob.mp3

I'm not sure what exactly I just read, but I'm slightly aroused by it..

[Derelict78]

Just ordered and damn i cant wait...but wait I dont have too! you just gave me 4 song for free!
Thanks jrmy REALLY diging the music.

[magiclawnchair]

Just ordered and damn i cant wait...but wait I dont have too! you just gave me 4 song for free!
Thanks jrmy REALLY diging the music.

man, the cd will rock your socks!!!

[Eric!]

Just ordered and damn i cant wait...but wait I dont have too! you just gave me 4 song for free!
Thanks jrmy REALLY diging the music.

You will not want to turn it off!
Aw. Bonus songs?? Missed out..

[jrmy]

Just ordered and damn i cant wait...but wait I dont have too! you just gave me 4 song for free!
Thanks jrmy REALLY diging the music.

You will not want to turn it off!
Aw. Bonus songs?? Missed out..

Nah - not missed out. And not really bonus songs - I posted three earlier mixes of songs on the first page of this thread, as well as one old song that didn't make the cut. But I'm trying to tweak that one for release in the free EP that's coming up.

And thanks for ordering, Derilict78! I hope you dig it!