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The best office drone to ever exist, and just down the road from you too!

The microwave room in the cafeteria at the Costco headquarters building

the oval office, of course

Corey Y wrote:Microsoft Office. Have you tried putting it in a spreadsheet?

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when I was being an office bitch we had these weird white noise generators installed in the air vents. I guess they were supposed to help make conversations more indistinguishable from a distance in case there were multiple phone conversations in one room or if we were giving an office tour.

I had to go to a flour mill a few times. Industrial equipment so loud it makes your body vibrate in an unpleasant way, to the point of being stressful to just walk through certain areas. Every floor is a different drone. Even on the roof.

best office = warehouse turn on the forklifts and bang on the compressors for added ambiance

Giving a serious answer this time, I used to work in the basement of a library doing records, indexing, and processing research requests. Sort of a micro level of an industrial workplace but at the same time its foil. It is so quite you eventually hear a build up of vents, computer fans any electrical power hum etc. Best to be #alonewiththedrone.

It's like a "nice drone" though...think GROUPER - A.I.A: Alien Observer.

I forgot my headphones today so I'm jamming Soliloquy for Lilith quietly and no one is saying anything.

fcknoise wrote:I'd say a stethoscope and any office computer with a loud fan would do it. Alternatively a contact mic + a espresso coffeemaker into a big conferance room for reverb

Someone please do this.

Have you considered the Air Force?

I played some Kevin Drumm (Just Lay Down And Forget It) when we had an onsite meeting one day. People were into it or at least not offended.