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actualidiot wrote:So, if you're Invisible Man and your wife's Invisible Woman, how do you find the hole?

1) Practice
2) If you walk around with an invisiboner, sometimes you get lucky (interpret as you will)
3) 'the hole?'

Shit 88 to go.

87. Fuck, the number keeps moving.

Invisible Man wrote:

Chankgeez wrote:AMA = Anarchic Multi-Post Association

Autochthonous Moloch Antipathies

Antipodean Machismo Autocrats

Invisible Man wrote: 3) 'the hole?'

Probably should have chosen another way to phrase that.

I meant vagina btw.

Will you be my secret financial backer?

neonblack wrote:Will you be my secret financial backer?

Can we start calling you Pip?

actualidiot wrote:

Invisible Man wrote: 3) 'the hole?'

Probably should have chosen another way to phrase that.

Nah my experience is that ladies are charmed by such elegant phrases as 'lemme smash that hole' and 'gimme that gash.'

spacelordmother wrote:

neonblack wrote:Will you be my secret financial backer?

Can we start calling you Pip?

Yes I will. But it's not secret--I agreed publicly--so now you're in a logic problem; congratulations. Refer to your truth tables, please.

Invisible Man wrote:87. Fuck, the number keeps moving.

Will I become happier when I find the 87? Like, most people search for happiness, but I'm already pretty happy. Are there more levels?

Also, lemon curry?

(Feel free to answer in separate posts for more post count joy.)

There are, actually. Even heaven is hierarchically organized (see: Mark Twain's final published piece 'Captain Stormfield's Visit to Heaven).

But you will be happier, for sure, until you open the box. You can maintain maximum excitement and happiness as long as the box is unopened.

See: vorfreude.

Eivind August wrote:Also, lemon curry?

(Feel free to answer in separate posts for more post count joy.)

Lemons are only to be added to water, seafood, stewed meats, and in conjunction with lime. Never in sweets, never as the principal flavor. Ew

Invisible Man wrote:

actualidiot wrote:

Invisible Man wrote: 3) 'the hole?'

Probably should have chosen another way to phrase that.

Nah my experience is that ladies are charmed by such elegant phrases as 'lemme smash that hole' and 'gimme that gash.'

Yeah, that's my experience as well.

Alternative reply: I'll take your word for it.

Alternative reply #2: I'll hold you personally accountable if "gimme that gash" yields any less than favorable results.