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popvulture wrote:
And I'm a sucker for slightly crooked teeth

In Soviet Union slightly crooked teeth is sucker for you.

Nothing like laden with a lazy eye and one leg that's noticeably shorter than the other.

snipelfritz wrote:Nothing like laden with a lazy eye and one leg that's noticeably shorter than the other.

boom. SPECIFIC.

D.o.S. wrote:

behndy wrote:trap SPRUNG.

This used to mean something a little different back in the vintage behndy threads. What happened to us?

lulz. you know. i was thinking EXACTLY that when i typed it. then realized i'm a bit embarrassed about how i used to fetishize mid-op transitional peoples. i mean. yeah. if i'm watching pron, and it's not exploitive, i dig the dynamics of PEENS AND BOOBERS AND EVERYTHING FLOPPING AROUND. WOOOOO SMORGASBORD!!

sexy smorgasboard? Smexasbrodaord?

but yeah. douchey to be all RARRRRR TRANNY. i feel bad about ignorant rudeness.

SMEXY SMORGY TIMES.

Reminds me of that dating site pic of the girl laying in a puddle in the street, one of you posted here a long time ago. Still think of that sometimes. Vexing. I am vexed.



I regret using google images to find that.

Nice nose, too. I wonder what her hands look like.

aens_wife wrote:On dudes, it's muscular forearms -especially with shirt sleeves rolled up. And shoulders are a big one for me.

On ladies, probably clavicles or hips/thighs.

My wife's a huge fan of the forearm as well.

I like a good set of hips and pins, but I'm all about that eye and cheekbone region..
Faces make or break a great rest of body package.
You can have nothing else going on but if your face is a go, it's a huge selling point.

D.o.S. wrote:How do you feel about man stamps, rusty? (under the bellybutton tattoos on dudes)?

Have one.
Am rad.

Wait what?

WHAT IS IT

It's a goat head (Baphomet style), pupil-less eyes, with two waves of Japanese style water washing from each side amidst a garnish of Paul Booth-esque leaves.
It was my first tattoo and I still think it was a fucking great idea.

Although I need to do more sit ups and cardio to maintain it these days.

Dude.

Gotta see that baphomet!

I'm partial to the little area where the hip joins the back. Mmmm

Blokes: I think proportionality is important, but forearms, not too muscly quadriceps.

The eyes. I love my wife's eyes and they turn me on just as much as anything else.

Other than that, I'm actually not sure I have anything else to add lol.

Muscular forearms, eh?

The brave new frontier of puddleporn...

.....all I gots are smokin calves.....

jwar wrote:The eyes. I love my wife's eyes and they turn me on just as much as anything else.

Other than that, I'm actually not sure I have anything else to add lol.

I'll actually second Jwar for once. ALSO HAIR IS PRETTY.