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Re: The Cute Barristers Thread
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 4:44 pm
by D.o.S.
Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.
Re: The Cute Barristers Thread
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 5:32 pm
by rustywire
Once upon a time, pre-2008 I worked in a hardware store across the street from a Tarbucks which had a best girl named Samantha.
She was most qt of anyone else on the block, probably the neighborhood. Had a 2nd part time job at a trendy/yuppie gym...she looked great. Used to chat w/her a bit and she'd dispense dealz on treats but I was unavailable at the time & total charmers like her are born with a bf so I never pursued that path. Totally would have under other circumstances.
Well I got canned and we fell out of touch...and started making coffee at home after 2008 but when I do pass through coffee shops there are like no qt pies to be found anymore. Lots of people in their 30s and up
Re: The Cute Barristers Thread
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 5:36 pm
by D.o.S.
Thread Mission: Accomplished.
Re: The Cute Barristers Thread
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 6:33 pm
by Inconuucl
Cute Barristans?
Re: The Cute Barristers Thread
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 6:37 pm
by CBA
The line right before Homer hangs up the phone.
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Re: The Cute Barristers Thread
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 7:44 pm
by snipelfritz
lost in music wrote:
I'm way into this sweet and special holiday magic.
Re: The Cute Barristers Thread
Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2016 7:24 pm
by Chankgeez
Hey, baby, is that a purple chainmail bikini you're wearing or are you just happy to see me?
^I don't know this lady.^
Re: The Cute Barristers Thread
Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2016 8:55 pm
by Iommic Pope
Raver & Chain Maiden: Attournies at Medieval Law
"No fee if you burn at the stake."
Re: The Cute Barristers Thread
Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2016 9:07 pm
by Chankgeez
Going back even further, I'd be a happy man if I could get some of this representation: