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I'm 1 of 3 loud-music jerks in my neighborhood, me being the second worse out of the 3, only bumped out of first by, 'Let's-drive-all-night-come-home-and-play-loud-chop'd'n'screw'd rap-at-3-in-the-morning-when-you're-trying-to-sleep-or-fuck' guy. I'm 'What the fuck is this jerk playing...is that even English..?' guy. Cops don't do shit here to noise pollution offenders, lol.

Oh yeah, last dude is, 'Let's listen to 80's music and sing it drunkenly like white trash, even though I'm Mexican' guy.

Semyaza wrote:Oh yeah, last dude is, 'Let's listen to 80's music and sing it drunkenly like white trash, even though I'm Mexican' guy.

<-- tears from laughing

Semyaza wrote:I'm 1 of 3 loud-music jerks in my neighborhood, me being the second worse out of the 3, only bumped out of first by, 'Let's-drive-all-night-come-home-and-play-loud-chop'd'n'screw'd rap-at-3-in-the-morning-when-you're-trying-to-sleep-or-fuck' guy. I'm 'What the fuck is this jerk playing...is that even English..?' guy. Cops don't do shit here to noise pollution offenders, lol.

Oh yeah, last dude is, 'Let's listen to 80's music and sing it drunkenly like white trash, even though I'm Mexican' guy.

I'm so jealous.

I am crammed on a CORNER between:

"I am a complete and TOTAL Texan even though I was born in NY and have NEVER been to Texas!!! Oh yeah, and I LOVE BUSH!!!!!"
(Translates to Southern Rock and Country played at TOP volume. Seriously, I listened to Sweet Home Alabama four times in a fucking row.)

"I'm old."
(Lawerence Welk and Big Band.)

"I'm DEAF. But I like Blues and Soul mashed in with my NASCAR!"
(Which actually ain't bad, as I'm a Blues guy myself, but the guy's fuckin nuts, OCD.)

So here I am, with my "Imma gonna point Merzbow out ONE window and Crystal Castles out the OTHER window and if ANYONE so much as LOOKS at my house, I may shoot you." (Combined with Noise and Blues practice.)

I guess I'm the "angry teenager who plays loud hardcore and crust and looks like he may be on drugs and has really long hair"

My next door neighbor is the "annoying blonde girl you see in movies who likes to play pop music really fucking loudly and I can hear her laugh over my crust which isn't cool and I secretly want to bone her..."

The people across the street "play Nickleback and smoke weed and argue while the weird cokeman next to them likes to put weird shit in peoples garbage cans and water his lawn at 1 am"

My other neighbor is a cop whos sons like to play paintball at night.

Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D. wrote:

Semyaza wrote:Oh yeah, last dude is, 'Let's listen to 80's music and sing it drunkenly like white trash, even though I'm Mexican' guy.

<-- tears from laughing

But it's totally true! Last Saturday, all I heard was, "OOOOOH, sweet child of mi~~~~~~~~ne! WHOOOOO!" and I was like D; and that dude is obviously Mexican, because he's related somehow to my husband :| we just aren't sure HOW, but he said all Mexicans are somehow related.

Pirate wrote:I guess I'm the "angry teenager who plays loud hardcore and crust and looks like he may be on drugs and has really long hair"

My next door neighbor is the "annoying blonde girl you see in movies who likes to play pop music really fucking loudly and I can hear her laugh over my crust which isn't cool and I secretly want to bone her..."

The people across the street "play Nickleback and smoke weed and argue while the weird cokeman next to them likes to put weird shit in peoples garbage cans and water his lawn at 1 am"

My other neighbor is a cop whos sons like to play paintball at night.

Welcome to Rochester. We love you.

WaveForm3 wrote:

Pirate wrote:I guess I'm the "angry teenager who plays loud hardcore and crust and looks like he may be on drugs and has really long hair"

My next door neighbor is the "annoying blonde girl you see in movies who likes to play pop music really fucking loudly and I can hear her laugh over my crust which isn't cool and I secretly want to bone her..."

The people across the street "play Nickleback and smoke weed and argue while the weird cokeman next to them likes to put weird shit in peoples garbage cans and water his lawn at 1 am"

My other neighbor is a cop whos sons like to play paintball at night.

Welcome to Rochester. We love you.

I love Rochester!

Pirate wrote:

WaveForm3 wrote:

Pirate wrote:I guess I'm the "angry teenager who plays loud hardcore and crust and looks like he may be on drugs and has really long hair"

My next door neighbor is the "annoying blonde girl you see in movies who likes to play pop music really fucking loudly and I can hear her laugh over my crust which isn't cool and I secretly want to bone her..."

The people across the street "play Nickleback and smoke weed and argue while the weird cokeman next to them likes to put weird shit in peoples garbage cans and water his lawn at 1 am"

My other neighbor is a cop whos sons like to play paintball at night.

Welcome to Rochester. We love you.

I love Rochester!

I'm traveling across New York State right now and am staying at the most disgusting motel ever in a grungy town called Fultonville.

Rochester probably still has snow on the ground.

MM

metalmariachi wrote:Rochester probably still has snow on the ground.

MM

NO!

....

It's just still 60-70...

Rochester weather sucks,its fucking July and its chilly outside

Pirate wrote:Rochester weather sucks,its fucking July and its chilly outside

I love it....

WaveForm3 wrote:

Pirate wrote:Rochester weather sucks,its fucking July and its chilly outside

I love it....

Eh at least its not hot in summer school.

yaaaa rochester representin!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a loud pop-hiphop neighbor. I have to SHHHHHH him. Sometimes he listens; sometimes he don't.