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Just saying, Illinois drivers are the worst.

Predictably unpredictable.

I find myself typically cussing out Idahoans who come to Washington and travel in the passing lane; not doing any passing.

Those two drivers in the video are both dicks.

Agree with OP 100%.

You know what grinds my gears? You're tailgating a guy who seems perfectly content to crawl along until you try to pass him and then the cocksucker starts to speed up. Like it's a race and he needs to be in first place. And by the time you might be able to get ahead of him, for some other reason, you can't pass anymore. The. Literal. Worst.

Yeah, that shit is really frustrating.
Particularly when you've come up on them because you're doing the sped limit and they're ridiculously under it, then they decide it's time to put an extra 70k on the clock and pretend to be Brocky all because you wanted to get past.
Fuckwits.
They always drive some shitbox that couldn't handle the stress of driving like that as well.

Plus, my pet peeve lately is mother fuckers that swing in the opposite direction (out into the lane) to turn (so swinging the car on an arc out left to turn right, for example).
It's not a fucking Mack trick, it's your shitty SUV or hatchback.
The cunt thing probably has a four metre turning circle.

Yeah, I feel you on that.

Particularly when you've come up on them because you're doing the sped limit and they're ridiculously under it, then they decide it's time to put an extra 70k on the clock and pretend to be Brocky all because you wanted to get past.
Fuckwits.

This, this is exactly what I'm talking about. Unreal.

agreed on all counts.

Iommic Pope wrote:
Plus, my pet peeve lately is mother fuckers that swing in the opposite direction (out into the lane) to turn (so swinging the car on an arc out left to turn right, for example).
It's not a fucking Mack trick, it's your shitty SUV or hatchback.
The cunt thing probably has a four metre turning circle.

OH MY FUCKING GOD DUDE RIGHT????

The other day I saw two people do it at once. One was turning left and one right. Shut down the entire road like some retarded minivan ballet. Fuck anyone who does this.

warwick.hoy wrote:I find myself typically cussing out Idahoans who come to Washington and travel in the passing lane; not doing any passing.

I imagine if you're from Idaho, you're not used to having somewhere to be.

Driving is full of pet peeves for me.

People who don't fully get into the turn lane need to die (but not in a crash involving me).

snipelfritz wrote:Just saying, Illinois drivers are the worst.

Predictably unpredictable.

Midwest drivers never use turn signals. It's like driver's ed forgot to mention what that moving stick behind the wheel does. Motherfuckers cut me off like five feet in front of me with no signal and then go slower than i was moving basically any time i get on a highway here. I hope the midwest burns.

SPACERITUAL wrote:

Iommic Pope wrote:
Plus, my pet peeve lately is mother fuckers that swing in the opposite direction (out into the lane) to turn (so swinging the car on an arc out left to turn right, for example).
It's not a fucking Mack trick, it's your shitty SUV or hatchback.
The cunt thing probably has a four metre turning circle.

OH MY FUCKING GOD DUDE RIGHT????

The other day I saw two people do it at once. One was turning left and one right. Shut down the entire road like some retarded minivan ballet. Fuck anyone who does this.

Dude, what in the actual fuck?!
That's fucking madness.

psychic vampire. wrote:

snipelfritz wrote:Just saying, Illinois drivers are the worst.

Predictably unpredictable.

Midwest drivers never use turn signals. It's like driver's ed forgot to mention what that moving stick behind the wheel does. Motherfuckers cut me off like five feet in front of me with no signal and then go slower than i was moving basically any time i get on a highway here. I hope the midwest burns.

It annoys me too.

I just assume that all other drivers are either afraid of driving or high on meth.

warwick.hoy wrote:I find myself typically cussing out Idahoans who come to Washington and travel in the passing lane; not doing any passing.

Those two drivers in the video are both dicks.

and I hate driving in Spokane, mostly because stuff like red lights, stop signs or turn signals seem to be thought of as optional

I just always assume that Idaho doesn't have a keep right except to pass law.

theAntihero wrote: and I hate driving in Spokane, mostly because stuff like red lights, stop signs or turn signals seem to be thought of as optional

Unless the driver isn't turning; then the indicators are on for no reason.


My other favorite is people who insist on driving in my blindspot. GTFO. It's almost worse than being tailgated. If you are up my trumpet, I at least can see where you are.

What do you guys do in this situation:

limit: 65mph
you: doing 75mph in left lane, right lane full of cars
guy comes up on you

do you bother slowing down to wiggle your way into the right lane, then back out?

Or do you just pass cars in the left lane until the road opens up a bit to pull to the right and let the guy pass?

Worst spot I've ever driven with weird lane fuckery was down in the south. Even on empty highways you have tons of people that will pass you on the left only to pull in front of you after they pass you and then start going 5mph slower than you're going. Speed up, pass them... and they do it again. Over and over. And tons and tons of drivers pull this crap down there, it was remarkable.