I love all you Aussie bros, but ...

[Jwar]

I'll shoot the shit out of that thing. Lizard is some good eatin. God I sound like a redneck.

[Iommic Pope]

Goannas are pretty harmless, though. They won't fuck with you unless provoked.
They usually just want to poke around your garbage for any meat that got chucked.

Indigenous Australians are pretty big on eating them, traditionally, I think.

[lordgalvar]

Georgia was a prison colony...http://www.georgiaencyclopedia.org/arti ... -1696-1785 *
Most Southern and Western states are based more on the borderlander culture from Scotland, Ireland, and England https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albion%27s_Seed

Some Southern Culture is based on the Cavalier things...See, only two of the four migrations were from religious extremists! (three if you count Lord Baltimore*)...

Most came here for money!

* considered minor migrations is the great scheme, but they are still there!

Heck, Mexico, Native American, and Spanish cultures are pretty important out here on the West Coast.

[backwardsvoyager]

Don't worry, bc, I think the Aussies are equally scared of this:

I'm more worried about Eastern Browns and Coastal Taipans where I'm living at the moment.
There have been sightings.

stay safe..
my place is pretty snake free but i remember seeing browns on a weekly basis at my primary school as a kid. fuck that shit.
spiders too.. finding white tails and redbacks under door handles is scarier than any giant lizard will ever be. lizards are adorbs.

[Iommic Pope]

Two of four is fifty percent....

That's pretty interesting though, thanks man.

In my home town, which was the arse end of nowhere (and still is), you had to REALLY fuck up to be sent here.
Even the guards were given a choice: go there as a prisoner, or go there as a guard.
So the sociopathy was rife.
The first governor went insane and was basically flogging and torturing people in the streets.
The locals tracked him down and bludgeoned him to death when he was on a surveying expedition one day.
Nobody bat an eyelid.
Nobody conducted an investigation.
Nobody was charged.

They didn't find his body for days.

[Chankgeez]

Lizard is some good eatin.

Tastes like chicken?

Throw another goanna on the barbie?

Yeah, that was just a burn on Rhode Island. Nothin' like knockin' the local beverage of choice. (Those Rhode Islanders are weird.)

[daseb]

we're all too busy being afraid of people in boats. Things like giant lizards are way down the list.

[Iommic Pope]

Fuck help us if they bring some fruit with them.

[t-rey]

quote="lordgalvar"]Georgia was a prison colony...http://www.georgiaencyclopedia.org/arti ... -1696-1785 *
Most Southern and Western states are based more on the borderlander culture from Scotland, Ireland, and England https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albion%27s_Seed

Some Southern Culture is based on the Cavalier things...See, only two of the four migrations were from religious extremists! (three if you count Lord Baltimore*)...

Most came here for money!

* considered minor migrations is the great scheme, but they are still there!

Heck, Mexico, Native American, and Spanish cultures are pretty important out here on the West Coast.[/quote]

I really need to read Albion's Seed.

Lizard is some good eatin.

Tastes like chicken?

Gator kinda does, so....probably?

So my thoughts on Australia are this - my inner bogan wants me to live there. Culturally, I'm supposed to be there. BUT everything there wants to fucking kill you, and I can't abide that number of snakes and spiders and REAL MOTHERFUCKING DRAGONS trying to ruin my shit day in and day out. So I'll just be white trash here in the South with the rattle snakes and copperheads...

[Mudfuzz]

Don't worry, bc, I think the Aussies are equally scared of this:

What even is that stuff?

[Jwar]

Dunno but it looks fucking nasty LOL! Shato Milk here in town makes a coffee milk but it's the fucking BOMB (people still saying that??).

[Iommic Pope]

Trey, it really isn't that bad.
Plus you probably won't have to vote for a few years until your citizenship clears.
Bonus.

[Jwar]

So do dingos really eat babies? Like what if you had sex with a dingo and had a baby with it. Would it eat that baby too?

[Chankgeez]

Don't worry, bc, I think the Aussies are equally scared of this:

What even is that stuff?

Dude, it's the official state beverage of Rhode Island.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffee_milk

[lordgalvar]

Don't worry, bc, I think the Aussies are equally scared of this:

What even is that stuff?

Dude, it's the official state beverage of Rhode Island.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffee_milk

Had no idea that even existed! Haha, totally missed the joke (California doesn't have one)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of ... _beverages

Nebraska gets Kool-Aid!