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oscillateur wrote:

samzadgan wrote:pig-fucking twat

You can compress this one in one swear word now (and use it for further combo), it's called a Cameron

underrated post, fucking cunt is what I usually go with, it's not elegant or witty but it gets the job done.

I'm a big fan of the classic two-words-combined-into-one insult nouns, such as:

AssClown
FuckFace
FuckKnuckle
DickBag
FuckWipe
DoucheKnozzle
AssHat
TwatWaffle
CuntPunter

All this reminds me of is "Dickbag? Tell me, do you just take random obscenities, and pair them up with equally random nouns? "Cock Lamp?" "Ass Taxi?" "Shit Rooster?" Is that the way it works?"

Points if you recognise the quote.

"Bitch? What the fuck are you looking at bitch? Fucking bitch."

Scruffie wrote:All this reminds me of is "Dickbag? Tell me, do you just take random obscenities, and pair them up with equally random nouns? "Cock Lamp?" "Ass Taxi?" "Shit Rooster?" Is that the way it works?"

Points if you recognise the quote.

Note to self: Call someone a shit rooster.

"You know what a shit rooster is Ricky?"

"No I don't so why don't you tell Mr. Fucky

"A shit rooster is a rooster that every time it shits on its roost it caws out to let everyone know about it's giant stinking turd, just, like, you, Rick."

Man, I smoke too early in the day.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkKOeeYko7w[/youtube]

culturejam wrote:

Scruffie wrote:All this reminds me of is "Dickbag? Tell me, do you just take random obscenities, and pair them up with equally random nouns? "Cock Lamp?" "Ass Taxi?" "Shit Rooster?" Is that the way it works?"

Points if you recognise the quote.

Note to self: Call someone a shit rooster.

You wins a point!

Shit rooster...

I actually got "dickbag" as an adaptation of Louis CK's standup bit on "bag of dicks".

Also, "shit rooster" reminds of "shithawk" from Trailer Park Boys.

God damn. Its been a while since I heard/saw that Fuck Shit stack video.

[youtube]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KRx7fU2Y0UA[/youtube]

This whole sketch, but specifically:

I AM KING SHIT OF FUCK MOUNTAIN! WHY WOULD YOU FUCK WITH ME?

neonblack wrote:[youtube]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KRx7fU2Y0UA[/youtube]

This whole sketch, but specifically:

I AM KING SHIT OF FUCK MOUNTAIN! WHY WOULD YOU FUCK WITH ME?

Best yet. Poetry.

my go-to these days, you know for when someone drops something on my foot or whatever, is "cunty cocks".

neonblack wrote:[youtube]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KRx7fU2Y0UA[/youtube]

This whole sketch, but specifically:

I AM KING SHIT OF FUCK MOUNTAIN! WHY WOULD YOU FUCK WITH ME?

never seen that before...and thoroughly enjoyed it!

actually i cant believe i forgot my other favourite when i started this thread...

Cock-sucking-pig

I think the holy trinity of stacking is:
1. Genetalia
2. An action of some sort (the verb)
3. An animal of some description...i prefer pigs for some reason...

goshdarnfudgeshoot!