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SPACERITUAL wrote:

The_Active_Conundrum wrote:I thought everyone liked oral and/or anal sex?

is no?

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Dude. Can you not post this kind of shit please? "Training" a women to want to have anal sex with you? Yeah that's assualt, and disgusting, among other things.

I don't care if you're just being funny and would never actually do that, this isn't ok to post. It's off putting to our community and its members, or potential members.

ILF has one rule and you're breaking it.

Dude surely something as blatantly inflammatory as that in this specific context is to be construed as sarcasm?

I was trained to want Fuzz. And Bad sounds.

the 13-year-old me would cry and try to find comfort in Dream Theater CDs upon hearing where I am today.

kbithecrowing wrote:
Dude. Can you not post this kind of shit please? "Training" a women to want to have anal sex with you? Yeah that's assualt, and disgusting, among other things.

I don't care if you're just being funny and would never actually do that, this isn't ok to post. It's off putting to our community and its members, or potential members.

ILF has one rule and you're breaking it.

Oh I'm not joking at all. Its something I've actually done quite a few times. Im not sure if you actually understand what constitutes assault. Im not sure if you understand anything you're saying, at all. It seems like your whole statement is a pastiche of repressed cornbread american homophobia and some kind of college my first feminism awakening. I didn't mean to offend you and i regret that you took something the wrong way. Ill be the first to admit that i have a past of saying things that get taken the wrong way, I've come to accept that i just don't understand how the groupthink works these days and as such I'm going to be misunderstood by those that can't listen without interjecting a healthy dose of preconceptions and emotionally biased filtering. Im sorry if the aids thread upset you. I was just trying to tell everyone my buddy has a cold in a way that might make him laugh and feel better.

Iommic Pope wrote:Dude surely something as blatantly inflammatory as that in this specific context is to be construed as sarcasm?

See thats where i go right off the road and crash into several trees and kill myself. I don't see how its "blatantly inflammatory" in any way. Im not trying to say you are wrong I'm simply saying i honestly don't understand.

I think a lot of kb's outrage comes from the fact that in america sexuality is still this really confused, repressed thing. Take anal for instance. I mention that i want to have anal sex with a girl and immediately his mind puts this violent spin on it. As if, in wanting to have sex in an unfamiliar and not widely socially accepted way, I'm in some way wanting to harm her, which is absolutely ridiculous, and stems from a homophobic and puritanical viewpoint.
the fact is, and its been discussed elsewhere in this thread, that its something that can be, and behind closed doors very much is, something that can be exciting and pleasurable for both partners. But were still not at a point in america where someone can just come out and say that. After all, if might offend someone that, while they might say they are "ok with gays", still finds their sexual practices revolting.

Yeah come on, getting/being offended by SR is just pissing in the wind...

jammy wrote:I don't know where I'm going
But I sure know where I've been
Hanging on the promises
In songs of yesterday

An' I've made up my mind,
I ain't wasting no more time

Here I go again
Here I go again

Tho' I keep searching for an answer,
I never seem to find what I'm looking for
Oh Lord, I pray
You give me strength to carry on,

'Cos I know what it means
To walk along the lonely street of dreams

An' here I go again on my own
Goin' down the only road I've ever known,
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone

An' I've made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more time

I'm just another heart in need of rescue,
Waiting on love's sweet charity
An' I'm gonna hold on
For the rest of my days,

'Cos I know what it means
To walk along the lonely street of dreams

An' here I go again on my own
Goin' down the only road I've ever known,
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone

An' I've made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more time

But, here I go again,
Here I go again,
Here I go again,
Here I go...

'Cos I know what it means
To walk along the lonely street of dreams

An' here I go again on my own
Goin' down the only road I've ever known,
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone

An' I've made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more time.

An' here I go again on my own
Goin' down the only road I've ever known,
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone

'Cos I know what it means
To walk along the lonely street of dreams

An' here I go again on my own
Goin' down the only road I've ever known,
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone...

I think you're being a lot more insightful than you realize.

The Crystals know Breauxxx, they know...

kbithecrowing wrote:Dude. Can you not post this kind of shit please? "Training" a women to want to have anal sex with you? Yeah that's assualt, and disgusting, among other things.

assault: wtf are you talking about? these are consenting adults.

disgusting: it's a preference thing. some like it, some don't. if you find it disgusting don't do it.

I don't think he's talking about the butt stuff I think he's talking about the 'training' which I think he misconstrued, tbh.

Yeah....that's kinda why I thought it was a deliberate post.
I didn't think anyone actually thought like that around these parts.

Iommic Pope wrote:Yeah....that's kinda why I thought it was a deliberate post.
I didn't think anyone actually thought like that around these parts.

Back in my day when a man trained a woman, he tied her up and laid her out right on the tracks. My how the times have changed.

Sandwich making training is the worst though am I right???

Guys, you know you can't just go straight into that crazy butt party anal. You got to train first to really work your booty.
At least that what I assumed was being trained, from me own personal experience.

sonidero wrote:Sandwich making training is the worst though am I right???

Hmmmmmm, I'm trying to ANALize this statement, in the context of this thread. Seems like it would be hard for the meat!

Nah, some girls are just bad at making sandwiches...