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futuresailors wrote:My post office was once closed because of bedbugs.
I once saw bedbugs crawling on a guy on the subway.
Those NYC rats? Pyrosomes made of bedbugs.

Harley Flanagan? A bed bug. All those hipsters? Actually bed bugs. Hacidic Jews? Bed bugs in disguise (the peyot are actually antennae).

Bed-Stuy is just one giant camouflaged Bed-Bug.

Excane lives in Queens. Maybe he'd be a good dude to stay with. Of course, I'm not sure how he feels about that. Hahaha.

Damn dude. Wish you were coming my way. I'd let you stay for sure.

Fuck Bedbugs. Fuck them all to hell. A fire-y, vicious hell. Old Testament hell.

They're fucking impossible to eradicate. Freezing kills the little fuckers but you've gotta like put everything you own out in subzero conditions for um... a really really long time. Otherwise they just get sleepy then when they get inside again they go back to biting your shit. Never experienced them myself (yes!) but student housing in Uppsala is like ground zero for them. Don't study here dude.

They're a plague put on the earth because of Tubescreamers.

D.o.S. wrote:They're a plague put on the earth because of Tubescreamers.

And tan pants. Don't forget tan pants.

Disarm D'arcy wrote:

D.o.S. wrote:They're a plague put on the earth because of Tubescreamers.

And tan pants. Don't forget tan pants.

I own tan pants and a Tubescreamer. does this mean that I'm responsible for New York's bedbug problem?
Oh the shame...

You could ask TommyRocket if he knows anyone who has a couch. He is in Brooklyn, though. Not sure how far that is from where she needs to be...

goroth wrote:

Disarm D'arcy wrote:

D.o.S. wrote:They're a plague put on the earth because of Tubescreamers.

And tan pants. Don't forget tan pants.

I own tan pants and a Tubescreamer. does this mean that I'm responsible for New York's bedbug problem?
Oh the shame...

Only if you own a pair of mocassins with tassels. This is the combo that could disrupt the universe.

Disarm D'arcy wrote:

goroth wrote:

Disarm D'arcy wrote:

D.o.S. wrote:They're a plague put on the earth because of Tubescreamers.

And tan pants. Don't forget tan pants.

I own tan pants and a Tubescreamer. does this mean that I'm responsible for New York's bedbug problem?
Oh the shame...

Only if you own a pair of mocassins with tassels. This is the combo that could disrupt the universe.

I don't own any yet, but for you I'd do anything.

aens_wife wrote:You could ask TommyRocket if he knows anyone who has a couch. He is in Brooklyn, though. Not sure how far that is from where she needs to be...

Thanks for the tip, I'll hit him up.

OH THE SEXINESS.

At least I know you don't wear a pastel colored bowtie. That combination would ignite the atmosphere, and we'd all go to hell with you and your tan pants.

Add these for the TGP combo that could basically equate the people of Pluto sending us a friendly nuclear strike.

I've got to get out of this thread. The imagery.

Was just out in my courtyard playing some Stevie Ray Vaughn licks and thought I'd take a selfie*.

*Don't question the biomechanics of said selfie. It happened ok?