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Re: You = Historical Figure. Who would you pick?
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 5:31 pm
by alexa.
Scarlett Johansson
So I can touch myself.
Re: You = Historical Figure. Who would you pick?
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 5:34 pm
by hbombgraphics
goroth wrote:Axl Rose.
Because he's super rad.
I can't tell how serious this is.
I think I would be Jiro (the sushi guy)
too be that good at anything and to do it all on your own terms has to be awesome
I think that is why MJ is so appealing
Re: You = Historical Figure. Who would you pick?
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 7:26 pm
by Achtane
The poet Catullus. He was a bad motherfucker who didn't take no shit when fools were tryina diss his sappy poems.
He was the original gangsta.
I will sodomize you and face-fuck you,
Cocksucking Aurelius and bottom-man Furius,
You who think, from my verses
Because they are delicate, that I have no shame.
For it is right for the devoted poet
To be chaste himself, but it's not
Necessary for his verses to be so.
[Verses] which then indeed have taste and charm,
If they are delicate and a little shameless,
And because they can incite an itch,
And I don't mean in boys, but in
Those hairy old men who can't move their inflexible loins.
You, because you have read many thousands of my kisses,
You think me less of a man?
I will sodomize you and face-fuck you.
Re: You = Historical Figure. Who would you pick?
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 5:33 pm
by Pentametre
I'd deal with the eventual mental breakdown and dementia so long as I get the moustache.
Re: You = Historical Figure. Who would you pick?
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 6:37 pm
by Tristan
Fyodor Dostoyevsky:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fyodor_Dostoyevsky
He's my favourite writer because for me he as no other can feel and describe the inside world of a human being with all it's conflicting thoughts, beliefs, wants and anxieties and the dysfunctional connection one can have with society and people in general.
Re: You = Historical Figure. Who would you pick?
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 10:38 pm
by WayToHip
Genghis Khan. Cuz all that ass.
Re: You = Historical Figure. Who would you pick?
Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 11:31 pm
by weed_killer
WayToHip wrote:Genghis Khan. Cuz all that ass. As in holy fuck levels of ass.
Re: You = Historical Figure. Who would you pick?
Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 2:33 am
by goroth
hbombgraphics wrote:goroth wrote:Axl Rose.
Because he's super rad.
I can't tell how serious this is.
I think I would be Jiro (the sushi guy)
too be that good at anything and to do it all on your own terms has to be awesome
I think that is why MJ is so appealing
It's serious.
I don't care if he's a washed up Vegas act now, Axl is the shit.
Re: You = Historical Figure. Who would you pick?
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2014 3:20 am
by culturejam
Fine. I'll be that guy.
I'd be Hitler. You know, so I could actually get into architecture school and avoid all the unpleasantness.
Re: You = Historical Figure. Who would you pick?
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2014 12:05 pm
by Jwar
culturejam wrote:Fine. I'll be that guy.
I'd be Hitler. You know, so I could actually get into architecture school and avoid all the unpleasantness.
I was actually waiting for someone to say this! hahahahaha
I think I'd be Vlad The Impaler. He seemed to have an interesting life...
Re: You = Historical Figure. Who would you pick?
Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 1:54 am
by Mudfuzz
Darth Vader.
Re: You = Historical Figure. Who would you pick?
Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 9:25 am
by Vuvuzela
Mudfuzz wrote:Darth Vader.
YES.
but if we're doing non-fictional folks, i'd have to be either a leif ericcson/harald halfdansson. they explored the world in the height of the viking era which sounds so badass to me. or al capone. AL MOTHERFUCKIN CAPONE
Re: You = Historical Figure. Who would you pick?
Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 10:44 am
by goroth
Vuvuzela wrote:Mudfuzz wrote:Darth Vader.
YES.
but if we're doing non-fictional folks, i'd have to be either a leif ericcson/harald halfdansson. they explored the world in the height of the viking era which sounds so badass to me. or al capone. AL MOTHERFUCKIN CAPONE
Darth Vader isn't a non-fictional character?
Star Wars isn't a documentary?
Noooooo!
Re: You = Historical Figure. Who would you pick?
Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 10:54 am
by Mudfuzz
fictional/non-fictional
in terms of make-believing to be some old dead dude or some old nonexistent dude it's really all the same
Re: You = Historical Figure. Who would you pick?
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 8:00 pm
by snipelfritz
It did happen a long time ago...(in a galaxy far, far away)