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Re: What am I going to do for Christmas
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2014 9:59 pm
by Gone Fission
Ugly Nora wrote:I like to take advantage of the holiday downtime by catching up on my binge drinking and gun cleaning.
Well, yeah, but not everyone is so influenced by Phil Spector.
Re: What am I going to do for Christmas
Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2014 12:31 am
by morange
Start binge drinking and by the time you're done, the guns need cleaning. Goes together like trout and Mountain Dew. Unless it's an ak, right? Then you just throw it back in the mud hole or piss on a bootlace or something.
Re: What am I going to do for Christmas
Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2014 4:37 pm
by Jakezor
Gone Fission wrote:Ugly Nora wrote:I like to take advantage of the holiday downtime by catching up on my binge drinking and gun cleaning.
Well, yeah, but not everyone is so influenced by Phil Spector.
I do mine with out the homicide.
Re: What am I going to do for Christmas
Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2014 11:49 pm
by goosekevin
Volunteer at a soup kitchen for lunch and then go home, get intoxicated and jam all night/watch movies/eat junk food
Re: What am I going to do for Christmas
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2014 6:23 am
by Disarm D'arcy
I'm sure there is some christmas themed porn somewhere on the internet.
Re: What am I going to do for Christmas
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2014 1:25 pm
by dubkitty
COMING DOWN THE CHIMNEY IN 3...2...1...
Re: What am I going to do for Christmas
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2014 3:10 pm
by D.o.S.
The same thing you do every Christmas Pinky.
Try and take over the world.
Re: What am I going to do for Christmas
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2014 3:50 pm
by dubkitty
i need to figure out what to do for Christmas because i'm by myself and have nobody for holiday company other than my cat.
Re: What am I going to do for Christmas
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2014 4:20 pm
by blakestree
You all count your blessings. I have to work on X-mas.
Re: What am I going to do for Christmas
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2014 10:30 pm
by The_Active_Conundrum
Christmas for the past few years has never gone as planned. I keep meaning to wake up and eat shrimp and drink mimosas all day, wattch its a wonderful life, drunk dial everyone in my phone, pass out naked outside waiting for th pizza guy to gimme my damn pizza. It never EVER fucking works. I've tried for years!
So this year, I'll start earlier.
5am Sharp, Jager and Bloody Maries.
Merry Holidays.
Re: What am I going to do for Christmas
Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 12:38 am
by Achtane
Watch It's A Wonderful Life, but hit stop as soon as George is about to throw himself into the river. The end.
THE MOST REALISTIC AND BRUTALLY DEPRESSING CHRISTMAS MOVIE
I'M DREAMING OF A BLACK CHRISTMAS
Re: What am I going to do for Christmas
Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 1:31 am
by futuresailors
I mean, you could watch george clooney.
Or you could watch ace of bass.
Your call.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9hdMSr6Duc[/youtube]
Re: What am I going to do for Christmas
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 11:28 am
by whiskey_face
get high, fap, get drunk, angry fap.
Re: What am I going to do for Christmas
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 11:31 am
by Ancient Astronaught
Ancient Astronaught wrote:The Same thing we do every christmas Pinky, try to take over the world.
D.o.S. wrote:The same thing you do every Christmas Pinky.
Try and take over the world.
Re: What am I going to do for Christmas
Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2014 10:56 pm
by friendship
Great minds etc.
It turns out I think I'm eating mushrooms for Christmas by myself. Recommendations for a positive solo experience?