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Re: Life Lessons
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 12:29 am
by aens_wife
We tell our kids two things:
Don't cry, do something
and
Pedal and steer
The second one was directly in relation to learning how to ride a bike, but is really applicable to all things life.
Re: Life Lessons
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 12:34 am
by weed_killer
"Daddy?"
"Yes, son?"
"What does regret mean?"
"Well, son, a funny thing about regret is that better to regret something you have done, than to regret something you haven't done. And by the way, if you see your mom this weekend, be sure to tell her SATAN, SATAN, SATAN!!!"
Re: Life Lessons
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 1:43 am
by morange
weed_killer wrote:"Daddy?"
"Yes, son?"
"What does regret mean?"
"Did your mom say that? Does she regret leaving me?"
"No."
"Oh."
Re: Life Lessons
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 1:48 am
by Chankgeez
aens_wife wrote:
Pedal and steer
The second one was directly in relation to learning how to ride a bike, but is really applicable to all things life.
That's a good one. I like that one.
morange wrote:weed_killer wrote:"Daddy?"
"Yes, son?"
"What does regret mean?"
"Did your mom say that? Does she regret leaving me?"
"No."
"Oh."
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYGoougMHSQ[/youtube]
Re: Life Lessons
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 2:23 am
by dase
don't let anyone else shitty music ruin your hearing. Wear earplugs.
Re: Life Lessons
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:17 am
by tuffteef
I would have loved to be in that position
Feels good
Re: Life Lessons
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:35 am
by univalve
dase wrote:don't let anyone else shitty music ruin your hearing. Wear earplugs.
Re: Life Lessons
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 5:52 am
by Achtane
univalve wrote:dase wrote:don't let anyone else shitty music ruin your hearing. Wear earplugs.
Re: Life Lessons
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:41 am
by rfurtkamp
No matter what you plan or do right, if your genetics or health goes south, you're screwed.
Live it now while you can.
It's the only reason I'm not immensely bitter now, I did what everyone told me not to do when I could still do it!
Re: Life Lessons
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 3:06 pm
by Doctor X
- If you suddenly encounter a bear, calmly back away, speak in low tones and do not look directly at the bear.
- Stay calm – DO NOT RUN! You cannot outrun a bear.
- If an attack does occur and no escape is possible you should defend yourself. DO NOT PLAY DEAD!
Re: Life Lessons
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:28 pm
by cedarskies
only one thing you gotta watch out for: tick in the belly button
Re: Life Lessons
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:36 pm
by skullservant
-Chances are if you have to question whether or not something is a bad idea, it usually is.
-Sometimes you've gotta suck it up and deal with consequences.
-When it rains, it pours. It goes both ways.
Re: Life Lessons
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 5:20 pm
by dubkitty
smoking cigarettes makes you sick eventually. if you don't start, you won't miss them like i do.
Re: Life Lessons
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:23 pm
by Mudfuzz
always double knot your shoe laces before going into the pit.
Re: Life Lessons
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:30 pm
by sonidero
Share a Blunt and a 40 with a homeless person on the reg...