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Re: prison wine
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:35 am
by D.o.S.
Make sure it's a fresh condom.
Re: prison wine
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:39 am
by Greenfuz
I like to get drunk a lot but alcohol is so damn expensive in canada it cuts into my gear funds
It's spring so I think I'll be a weirdo and go pick dandelions once they start poppin up and make dandelion wine
Re: prison wine
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:41 am
by Chankgeez
Oh, I forgot to mention, Greenfuz's a hippie too.
Re: prison wine
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:43 am
by Greenfuz
D.o.S. wrote:Make sure it's a fresh condom.
bold, full flavoured with a bouquet of jizz and a hint of pineapple
Re: prison wine
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:46 am
by OrangeSunn
Back in the day my friend and I used to drink his dad's home apple brew. It was pretty good, although I do remember it got ya ripped quick. Not sure what the percentage was. Perhaps in volume, home brew might be the way to go. There are some kits you can go buy to try it out.
Re: prison wine
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:48 am
by KaosCill8r
Don't waste your time dude. It tastes shit. You would be better off drinking paint thinners. It would taste better and get you more hammered. The other prison beverage of choice is aftershave. And it makes your breath smell real nice!
Re: prison wine
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:50 am
by Greenfuz
Chankgeez wrote:Oh, I forgot to mention, Greenfuz's a hippie too.
I also make my living off of selling scrap metal and beating old people at poker
Re: prison wine
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:53 am
by jfrey
KaosCill8r wrote:Don't waste your time dude. It tastes shit. You would be better off drinking paint thinners. It would taste better and get you more hammered. The other prison beverage of choice is aftershave. And it makes your breath smell real nice!
What sort of paint thinner do you recommend?
Re: prison wine
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:55 am
by KaosCill8r
jfrey wrote:KaosCill8r wrote:Don't waste your time dude. It tastes shit. You would be better off drinking paint thinners. It would taste better and get you more hammered. The other prison beverage of choice is aftershave. And it makes your breath smell real nice!
What sort of paint thinner do you recommend?
Vintage of course!! Something canned in the thinners region of south France!
Re: prison wine
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 12:48 pm
by Achtane
What brand of condom would best yield a fragrant bouquet de spermicide?
I'm hoping for notes of latex and desperation among the flavor.
Re: prison wine
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 12:58 pm
by D.o.S.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLb4Go2dmQc[/youtube]
Re: prison wine
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 2:44 pm
by Joe Gress
D.o.S. wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLb4Go2dmQc[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3FVlhvnHcs[/youtube]
Re: prison wine
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 5:29 pm
by Psyre
If your considering this, I would also consider Jenkem, pretty close to same method, different ingredients

. Psychadelics>than booze anyway.
Re: prison wine
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:15 pm
by Jeff-7
It's made quite a bit around these parts, usually high school kids. They get a big bottle of welch's grape juice, pour some out then throw in the sugar and yeast, then put a balloon on the mouth of the bottle. Apparently it's not bad from what they've told me but I have yet to try it. Prison hooch on the other hand sounds downright awful.
Re: prison wine
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 11:42 pm
by futuresailors
This page has reacquire my interests. What paint thinner would ahve the closes bouquet to rubber cement? love that shit.
or 'tussin.
or rubber tussin.
wjatever, fuck it.
