prison wine
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Re: prison wine
Make sure it's a fresh condom.
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I like to get drunk a lot but alcohol is so damn expensive in canada it cuts into my gear funds
It's spring so I think I'll be a weirdo and go pick dandelions once they start poppin up and make dandelion wine
It's spring so I think I'll be a weirdo and go pick dandelions once they start poppin up and make dandelion wine
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Oh, I forgot to mention, Greenfuz's a hippie too.
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D.o.S. wrote:Make sure it's a fresh condom.
bold, full flavoured with a bouquet of jizz and a hint of pineapple
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Back in the day my friend and I used to drink his dad's home apple brew. It was pretty good, although I do remember it got ya ripped quick. Not sure what the percentage was. Perhaps in volume, home brew might be the way to go. There are some kits you can go buy to try it out.
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Don't waste your time dude. It tastes shit. You would be better off drinking paint thinners. It would taste better and get you more hammered. The other prison beverage of choice is aftershave. And it makes your breath smell real nice!
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Chankgeez wrote:Oh, I forgot to mention, Greenfuz's a hippie too.
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KaosCill8r wrote:Don't waste your time dude. It tastes shit. You would be better off drinking paint thinners. It would taste better and get you more hammered. The other prison beverage of choice is aftershave. And it makes your breath smell real nice!
What sort of paint thinner do you recommend?
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jfrey wrote:KaosCill8r wrote:Don't waste your time dude. It tastes shit. You would be better off drinking paint thinners. It would taste better and get you more hammered. The other prison beverage of choice is aftershave. And it makes your breath smell real nice!
What sort of paint thinner do you recommend?
Vintage of course!! Something canned in the thinners region of south France!
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What brand of condom would best yield a fragrant bouquet de spermicide?
I'm hoping for notes of latex and desperation among the flavor.
I'm hoping for notes of latex and desperation among the flavor.
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If your considering this, I would also consider Jenkem, pretty close to same method, different ingredients 
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It's made quite a bit around these parts, usually high school kids. They get a big bottle of welch's grape juice, pour some out then throw in the sugar and yeast, then put a balloon on the mouth of the bottle. Apparently it's not bad from what they've told me but I have yet to try it. Prison hooch on the other hand sounds downright awful.
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This page has reacquire my interests. What paint thinner would ahve the closes bouquet to rubber cement? love that shit.
or 'tussin.
or rubber tussin.
wjatever, fuck it.
or 'tussin.
or rubber tussin.
wjatever, fuck it.
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