Voices in the ILF

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:33 am

Iommic Pope wrote:Haha!
Yeah, he needs to write an album like he writes posts.
Country fucking gold.

Hang on....Does Hank post here? I know he does goob around the interwebs on gear forums from time to time....

I don't think Hank3 posts here, but he occasionally posts on the D*A*M forum.

Greenfuz · Post by **Greenfuz** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:42 am

some of you definitely give me this vibe

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UqjvVaU7B4[/youtube]

ryan summit · Post by **ryan summit** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:36 pm

you guys are gonna get me shot
*KAPPPOW*
"mm-hmm,dat there contest is over, now id'nit"

dos is always talkin through a cigarette
and pounding on a crackling transistor radio

jrmy · Post by **jrmy** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 1:15 pm

Behndy = Barry White.

Tom Dalton = California surfer dude, except when he gets stern. Then it's Jean Luc Picard (in a commanding mood).

Tuffteef = Yahoo Serious.

Phanta = a Germanic David Byrne.

Chank = Lou Reed

Ryan Summit = Harry Dean Stanton in Repo Man
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcJXT5lc1Bg[/youtube]

Magiclawnchair = What Jack Black WISHES he sounded like.

JWAR = the Hulk (but with better grammar).

Blooghost = The Charlie Daniels Band rolling on E with The Butthole Surfers, getting to hug Mayhem. Yes, that's his speaking voice I'm describing.

PetZounds · Post by **PetZounds** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 1:20 pm

I'm gonna be honest, you guys.
I don't give anyone voices.

I pay a lot of attention to how everyone talks(types), though.
That's how I tell people apart.

phantasmagorovich · Post by **phantasmagorovich** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:13 pm

PetZounds wrote:I'm gonna be honest, you guys.
I don't give anyone voices.

I pay a lot of attention to how everyone talks(types), though.
That's how I tell people apart.

ຈະເປັນແນວໃດຖ້າຫາກວ່າຂ້າພະເຈົ້າໄດ້ເລີ່ມຕົ້ນການພິມທີ່ແຕກຕ່າງ?

chuckjaywalk · Post by **chuckjaywalk** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:37 pm

What about the voice of JWAR?
How did it get so low?
I wonder if he speaks like an ordinary guy.
(I've met him and he does.)

Big Mon · Post by **Big Mon** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:11 pm

phantasmagorovich wrote:

Blooghost sounds like a black preacher.

Truth

jrmy wrote:
Blooghost = The Charlie Daniels Band rolling on E with The Butthole Surfers, getting to hug Mayhem. Yes, that's his speaking voice I'm describing.

This is also true

I'm gonna +1 Chank sounding like Lou Reed
Jrmz- I cannot imagine any other voice when reading his posts, save for a more bari-Doc Brown.
Bassus-like the character Gaia from Battle Arena Toshinden: rumbly, low, and distinctly Scandinavian.
Phanty-pants- like a less metal, more polite King Diamond (King's speaking voice).
MLC-like MLC, and no other.
Sr. Summit- Like Mickey Rourke playing Bukowski in the movie "Barfly"
futuresailors- like a young, more hipstery Joe Peschi
benhdy- like a far more perverse, far less grumpy Barney Bear
Mudfuzz-like a more Zen Mr. Ed.

IEatCats · Post by **IEatCats** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:15 pm

chuckjaywalk wrote:Ryan Summit sounds like a vocoder, in my mind. An eccentric robot that thinks he's a real boy.

I thought too much about this.

I picture the same thing, but read in offbeat poetry. Like some weird spoken word stuff. Robots trying to make art.

phantasmagorovich · Post by **phantasmagorovich** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:22 pm

IEatCats' signature reminds me that dubkitty posts are often set to a soundtrack, either opulent wagnerian strings or a sort of hillbilly jam band, depending on his mood.

And I totally agree with changks sounding like Lou Reed.

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:25 pm

blooghost wrote: I'm gonna +1 Chank sounding like Lou Reed

Thanks, fellas, I'll take that as a compliment. (So, you've heard me sing out of tune like Lou, eh?)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkE_VAs6qMo[/youtube]

I also don't think my Long Island accent is quite as strong as Mr. Reed's was.

PetZounds · Post by **PetZounds** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:33 pm

phantasmagorovich wrote:
PetZounds wrote:I'm gonna be honest, you guys.
I don't give anyone voices.

I pay a lot of attention to how everyone talks(types), though.
That's how I tell people apart.

ຈະເປັນແນວໃດຖ້າຫາກວ່າຂ້າພະເຈົ້າໄດ້ເລີ່ມຕົ້ນການພິມທີ່ແຕກຕ່າງ?

Oh my god, I don't even know why you are anymore.

IEatCats · Post by **IEatCats** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 6:35 pm

>tfw no voice other than ¨internet white guy¨.

Iommic Pope · Post by **Iommic Pope** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 7:32 pm

I forgot.
Captain Boxman = Karl Pilkington.
Mudfuzz should haave crazy anime sound effects accompanying his dialogue.
Achtane should have the same, except I always imagine he's talking really fast and excited, like he's had waaaaaay too much coffee.

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:20 pm

Achtane and Mudz defo rock the unicorn yanki pompadour.

1.06 here. oddly, no japanese version on the toobs.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWXq3d6Y6pE[/youtube]

with Ozaki and Blue Hearts battling for supremacy. hair vs hair vs japanese rokk bands.

almost everybody else sounds like the prettiest of laydays to me.

ilovefuzz.com

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