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Posted: **Thu Feb 13, 2014 6:49 pm**

If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours.

But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.

Posted: **Thu Feb 13, 2014 6:55 pm**

What am I gonna do... with a gun rack...

Posted: **Thu Feb 13, 2014 7:23 pm**

Could you be any more insulting?

Yeah.

Posted: **Thu Feb 13, 2014 7:45 pm**

I'd never done a crazy thing before that night...

Posted: **Thu Feb 13, 2014 7:51 pm**

Yeah, it's WW2, whatever, don't judge me

Posted: **Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:13 pm**

Ah, the Mirth-Mobile.

Posted: **Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:32 pm**

Hi...

I'm in.....Delaware....

Posted: **Thu Feb 13, 2014 8:37 pm**

She's a fox. In French, she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.

Posted: **Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:00 pm**

Why is it that when a man kills another man in battle, it's call heroic...but if he kills a man in heat of passion, it's called murder?

Posted: **Thu Feb 13, 2014 10:46 pm**

Hey I've got a gun let's go to a broadway show

Posted: **Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:27 pm**

We're looking down on
Wayne's basement, but that's not Wayne's
basement. Isn't that weird?

Posted: **Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:53 pm**

I just always wanted to open a door to a room where people are being trained like in James Bond movies.

Posted: **Fri Feb 14, 2014 12:00 am**

What the hell....I just don't understand.

Posted: **Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:04 am**

amnesiac305 wrote:What the hell....I just don't understand.

at first I was like "Wait, what scene was this in..." and then I just started laughing

Posted: **Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:47 am**

You didn't tell em about my pube, did you?

Stop Torturing Yourself, Man