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liveblogging listening to all khanate LPs in order as of 3:28pm est. K go #reatardedideasthatwillprobablygivemebraincancer
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

NO MORE WHINE. NO MORE WHINE. currently envisioning vocalist as frustrated bogan mother in checkout que at highpoint.
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

OH COME ON HOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU JUST WHACK THE OPEN STRINGS AND EXPECT TO CALL IT A RIFF
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

seriously though what do singers in these sorts of bands do on their downtime? Can't sit around writing about stripping bones all day.
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

8 am breakfast, 9am work, 12pm lunch, 5:30 prepare dinner, strip bones (silence, while I), 6pm, 'friends' marathon on arena
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

if I wrote for pitchdork I'd defs be talking about the guitar effect on the start of skin coat sounding like eviscerated gore or something.
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

but I don't.
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

(yet)
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

what's like wet bile? Is there such a thing as dry bile?
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

seriously I can't imagine this guy sitting there with a cup of ginger tea for his throat going 'like...WET bile! aha! got it guys!'
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

grimm-ger tea? Nah I'm not that desperate for jokes to pad this shit out. Yet.
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

#Iwearmyhumanshield. Oh yeah brohemian rhapsody, I've been there heh heh heh
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

man I so should've used that as a come on line when I first met Allie. Hey baby, can I crawl inside yr human shield?
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

SEXY DOOM
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

actually this is crossing the line from parody to erotic #thingsididntwanttoknowaboutmyself
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

man I know you're all messed up serial killer doom vocalist guy and everything but you know who else does 'creepy' vocals? Korn.
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

"that snare roll was out of time and no amount of grimm reverb will hide it!" - khanate drummer cries out in anguish
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

grimmverb.
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

it creates an illusion of space. Like in an empty warehouse where singer can strip bone and crawl inside human shield. GRIMMVERB.
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

10:37 mark in 'under rotting sky'...'they just make it up as they go along! I can do that!'
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

it's not exactly a fast song dude. You could have fitted an 'is' in between 'sky' and 'empty'.
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

'no joy'? no shit!
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

was that another real fadeout or just a fake one?
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

okay it was real this time.
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

on to things viral. Pete loaned me this record when we were starting whitehorse and I was like 'this band is a joke...right?'
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

ambient sonic explorations + 2 inch computer speakers. Not a good combination for that full analog deep space odyssey #hailtheskull
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

dude's voice is deeper on this record? #obviouspubertyjoke
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

amidst fracture prose that sounds like it's been mangled by a translating program: 'no good times in here'. Lost it.
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

no good times here? No shit dude.
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

dude was in a band called SHADOWCAST?! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Dubin I know it's not the *real* one but fuck...
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

hey it said truth is CHANGED, not change. Way to ruin my fucking joke songmeanings.com
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

starting to get worried about that lump on my hip. Ingrown hair or RED RED INFECTED 1 2 3 RED REEEDDDDDDDD?
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

I was gonna make fun of the bit crushed vocals but I actually really like this bit.
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

hey drummer: Boris want their 'lead drums' back. Ah that's better, back in the saddle!
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

gone! Not gone! RED!
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

dude really loves red. He just said it. 'that's what I love'. RED.
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

man I'm glad they ended that song at 19 minutes and 14 seconds. Anything more than like, 19:15, and I was gonna skip forward
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

if I had a dollar for every open low string SOMA had played in his career to date, I could almost afford the shipping on southernlord vinyls
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

droning feedback make me go sleepy time. why you wake me up with same drum beat you play on all song?
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

I feel like this is subject matter that was already covered in the Anthrax classic 'potters field', sorry Dubin
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 8 Aug 10

so this song is about research into the afterlife by killing someone and burying them and getting them to 'tell me what it's like' yeah?
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 9 Aug 10

seriously I know paraspychology is a fringe 'science' at best but who would peer review that shit?
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 9 Aug 10

you did this for me? Aww, that's nice.
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 9 Aug 10

oh come on that's the dopesmoker riff. I'M ON TO YOU O'MALLEY.
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 9 Aug 10

a song that clocks in under ten minutes? If I'd bought this record I'd feel ripped off.
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 9 Aug 10

is that a fucking elephant sample? Kudos to them if it is!
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 9 Aug 10

Vocals: A Dubin; Guitar: S. O'Malley; Bass: J. Plotkin, Drums: other guy; atmospherics: Mzungu the elephant.
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 9 Aug 10

okay, on to 'capture and release'
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 9 Aug 10

hey track one is called 'capture' and track two is called 'release'. SMART.
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 9 Aug 10

so I'm pretty sure when he sings about 'my home/basement' he means his parents basement.
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 9 Aug 10

this is a 20 minute song about getting the bus home from games workshop to get started painting the new warhammer figures you just got.
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 9 Aug 10

hey I'm pretty sure you just played this song on the first record!
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 9 Aug 10

oh wait no this one goes Da, Dun, DAAAAAAAA, not DAAAAAA, Da, Dun...
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 9 Aug 10

PLUG YOUR GUITAR BACK IN YOU JERK.
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 9 Aug 10

seriously why would you record this? Can't find the hole? #thatswhatshesaid
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 9 Aug 10

another song about blood hey? RED blood?
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 9 Aug 10

trying is not enough? Aw, come on little guy...it's not that bad!
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 9 Aug 10

'and there I am above you' again...erotic. This is creeping me out. #sexydoom
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 9 Aug 10

"I hold you way too long, I won't let go". Aww. He likes to cuddle! I like that too. To be held.
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 9 Aug 10

okay this sounded like a funny idea but my cough's gotten worse and worse and now my chest really hurts.
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 9 Aug 10

Clean hands go foul. Last one. Second one to start with vocals. No wonder they broke up. #runningoutofideas
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 9 Aug 10

oh christ he just rhymed bad and sad?
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 9 Aug 10

my brother used to refer to this stuff unlfatteringly as 'I hate my parents music' but it's actually starting to be kind of appropriate.
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 9 Aug 10

seriously why can't you write about happy things instead? Like flowers...Roses are REDDDD RED RED REDRED
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 9 Aug 10

jake bannon wants his vocals back...haha just kidding sif jake bannon's done anything original #thankyoutrythefish!
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 9 Aug 10

sweet resonator/filter 'just a rat pedal' O'Malley...
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 9 Aug 10

*fades in with volume knob for 20 minutes* it's ambience!
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 9 Aug 10

the kids I can hear in the people next to the office's backyard laughing aren't making this any less creepy
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 9 Aug 10

I'd forgotten that this record is less hilariously overwrought and more flat out depressing
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 9 Aug 10

ARGH! Again with the screechy screechy! I knew it was coming but still, scared the crap out of me!
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 9 Aug 10

well...that was that. I actually really like Khanate but I never wanna listen to them again. My chest hurts and I'm sad. #comedybackfires.
hashtag normalman ‏@dasetraitor 9 Aug 10