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[theactionindex]

I found this.

[AxAxSxS]

Don't shave!

[MeSoFuzzy]

I found this.

This chart is interesting, but absolutely useless.

Taken from wikipedia-
Some slang terms relating to the Bear community include the following:
Cub – a younger (or younger-looking) version of a Bear, typically, but not always, with a smaller frame. The term is sometimes used to imply the passive partner in a relationship.[17]
Ewok - A bear of short stature, but not younger.
Otter – A slimmer or less hairy Bear regardless of age.[18]
Chaser - Somebody who is attracted to Bears and/or chubs but is not part of the Bear culture.
Chub - A heavy-set man who might be described as overweight or obese. These men are also a distinct subculture within the gay community, and may or may not identify with the Bear movement per se.
Teddy - A fully hairy bear. Chest, back, beard, everything is hairy.
Musclebear - A Bear whose size derives from muscle rather than body fat.
Ursula - A lesbian bear.[7]
Goldilocks - A straight woman friendly with bears.
Panda (or panda bear) - A Bear of Asian heritage.
Polar bear - An older Bear whose facial and body hair is predominantly or entirely white or grey.
Wolf - A slimmer Bear, with the behavioral characteristic of sexual assertiveness or aggression.

Apart from going to amateur drag contests every once in a while, I really don't gel with the gay community in general. Its as though you can't be friends with anyone without having sex with them. I LOVE SEX, but I'm not a fucking whore. My boyfriend and I have been faithfully together for over 12 years. Every time I go to pride fest, I always hear atleast one or two people crying their eyes out about their partner cheating on them. Bunch of fucking retards!

[AxAxSxS]

Well at least I Know I would fall in the Wolf category now.
That's kinda cool.

I am a wolfpack of one.

[12XU2A3X3]

carl, all my chest hair is on one side. so like, don't ever feel bad.

[futuresailors]

Ladies love the nipple hair.
They're used to pulling shorties out of their teeth.

[Bassist_Diver]

[jfrey]

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[tuffteef]

Ladies love the nipple hair.
They're used to pulling shorties out of their teeth.

nipple hair is like tiny little spiders legs around ya tits

I found this.

MUSCLE PUP

[wafl]

Greenfuz, I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[intothegroove]

that pic with no nipples is fucked up

[wdinc01]

I don't grow a lot of hair/its thin, so my experience with shaving my chest and nipples is pretty easy. I don't do it often because I think its kind of weird, but when the girl asks for it, I must oblige. That said, I wouldn't worry too much about stubble.

Also, I want to tell everyone that my brother has the coolest looking chest hair I've ever seen. Seriously, it looks like Wolverine's chest, only its real.

[pelliott]

The biggest thing to it is confidence. You can pull off almost anything with confidence. Even nipple merkins.

I look like I'm wearing a sweater vest when I'm shirtless. I've done shit like shave my name into my chest hair (before a lab class where I had to take my shirt off). I ain't care. It's fun. Just have the confidence to do you.

[BitchPudding]

Just have the confidence to do you.

This 100%.

[McSpunckle]

Alright, if you're going to do this, do it fucking right. Got it? Good. Buy a high quality ladies' razor. Don't give me that "What if if someone finds it and thinks I'm gay?" shit, either. Be a man and buy a ladies' razor.

Now get a good quality shaving cream. Not a foam. Not a gel. A cream. You can find them wherever, but if you're willing to venture out and find something minty it feels great on your balls. I know you're not shaving your balls (even though you should), but you'll want to put some on your balls. It's nice.

If the hairs are long, trim them short. Use whatever. It doesn't really matter. Clippers, scissors, whatever. This helps keep your new ladies' razor from clogging.

Now, get in the fucking shower and turn that shit on hot. I mean, not too hot. If your balls reach your knees you've gone too far. Clean yourself like normal, and while your skin is still wet, rub on the cream. Let the cream sit there for a bit. Now you're ready.

Shave (with your new ladies' razor) with the grain. You'll notice it's hard to figure out which way the grain around your nipples. Congrats, you just learned something about yourself. It goes toward your chest. But, it's hard to shave the tops and bottoms in that direction, so shave cross grain there. Probably away from the nipple, but you do you. Side note: rinse the razor every stroke or two. There shouldn't be any hair stuck in it. On everything else, you pretty well shave down until you get to the stomach. Feel around, you'll figure it out. Now, you're probably not smooth now. Don't worry. That's why you got the minty stuff that feels nice. Rinse off, and reapply the shaving cream. I know it seems like you're using a lot, but you really don't need much. Now, shave in the opposite direction. Rinse off, and use a moisturizing oil. Baby oil is fine if you're OK with the smell. Lotions are hit-or-miss. Palmer's cocoa butter will make you smell amazing and works pretty well. Moisturizing is super important, so don't be a macho dick about it.

Rub yourself. You now feel amazing. All the girls would love to rub you, if only they knew. If. Only. They. Knew. Put your shirt on. Feel that? The cotton, resting against your skin in a way you've never felt? That's what freedom feels like. Freedom from the tyranny of itchy chest hair. Embrace it. Love it. You'll never go back.

Also, you won't get semen stuck in it anymore, so, you know. Bonus!