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Happy BJ Day!!

THEBEERHAMMER wrote:i hope you have a happy
birthday and dont get raped or
crash your car into shit.
mostly on my birthday my friends
try to kill me or my doctor tells me
"people your age usually dont
get shingles unless theyre HIV
positive" so i hope none of that
shit happens and you get blowjobz

so this is kinda funny
this guy smashes into me
at a red light today
gets out his fucked p.o.s.
mercury capri with louvered windscreen
opens my door
pushes my head up on to the dashboard
up over my twisted steering wheel
and aidsally rapes my shingled birthday butt
and my girl just found out
she has arthritis of the blowjobber
so happy birthday to me
and congrats on your psychic
and/or jinxing abilitys there spacejammer

oh and births up wsas
aint virgo the best
when did you learn to fight back
i was in my late 20s

luvluv boys

My astral conveyance has louvers.

Happy fuzzy day to both of you!

ryan and wsas3
May your dreams be sticky and fuzzy
swirling and spinning
light and uplifting

Happy Birthdays

and a good day it was!

ryan summit wrote:

THEBEERHAMMER wrote:i hope you have a happy
birthday and dont get raped or
crash your car into shit.
mostly on my birthday my friends
try to kill me or my doctor tells me
"people your age usually dont
get shingles unless theyre HIV
positive" so i hope none of that
shit happens and you get blowjobz

so this is kinda funny
this guy smashes into me
at a red light today
gets out his fucked p.o.s.
mercury capri with louvered windscreen
opens my door
pushes my head up on to the dashboard
up over my twisted steering wheel
and aidsally rapes my shingled birthday butt
and my girl just found out
she has cancer of the blowjobber
so happy birthday to me
and congrats on your psychic
and/or jinxing abilitys there spacejammer

oh and births up wsas
aint virgo the best
when did you learn to fight back
i was in my late 20s

luvluv boys

you've got to be fucking kidding me, right?
i mean, your luck seems to be
at least on par with mine
if not a bit tougher, so i hope
this post is a joke. at least
a little bit. like car wrecks are fine
for what they are.
but cancer is not fine.
no matter what.
good luck buddy. and i really do mean it,
happy birthday. as much as you can make of it.

MEC wrote:

haha man, i was like "that's hilarious" and then i realized it's from recoil mag. recoil rules

oh and happy birthday and shit

Dear ryansummit and wsas3
In honor of your birthdays
I have written you a poem
In the proud prose of rs:

Dear fuzzbros your birthday has passed
I hope you set your amps on 10 and let them blast
Here's to many more years of fuzz so loud
The ILF smile displayed on boards so proud

LOVE

SKULLY

i shouldnt have made a cancer joke
i apologize
it was a good day
look what i just got me and iomic pope

plus custom algal,leatherman,amozon gift card
for a poor fuck
i think i did pretty well
howd you make out wsas

Thanks guys

ryan summit wrote:i shouldnt have made a cancer joke
i apologize
it was a good day
look what i just got me and iomic pope

plus custom algal,leatherman,amozon gift card
for a poor fuck
i think i did pretty well
howd you make out wsas

don't apologize. cancer jokes are great. i make them all the time. i was fairly drunk when i posted that last night. joke went over my head. i shouldn't internet when intoxicated.

and i shouldnt be a wise ass
when im fuckin pissed off and sober

happy belated dudes! Hope you each had a blast on your bdays