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I was going to half-joking, half-serious suggest loading up on benzos and wear a mask kind of like Brian Chippendale (although I think he just does that 1. to keep his telephone receiver microphone by his mouth and 2. to look peculiar) also possibly alluding to drinking, but it appears that's all been covered.

buy a giant dildo, and if anyone does anything negative, whack em with it.

This way you'll be wanting to beat people with your disembodied penis and you wont be thinking about being nervous, you'll be all "Fuck yeah, step out of line and get the DICK bitches"

And you will rock.

AxAxSxS wrote:buy a giant dildo, and if anyone does anything negative, whack em with it.

This way you'll be wanting to beat people with your disembodied penis and you wont be thinking about being nervous, you'll be all "Fuck yeah, step out of line and get the DICK bitches"

And you will rock.

As far as the mask-wearing, that was already a part of the plan, as I am the Bloo Ghost. This would also likely land me in the joint for a night, cause the local newshounds to stir up a fuss and thus more recognition/tips for me.

Nobody will notice how nervous you are if you have a kiddie pool full of ducks...

mallards of a feather....

Wear a gas mask and release massive amounts of mescaline into the air.

ShaunNecro wrote:Wear a gas mask and release massive amounts of mescaline into the air.

If I was gonna release mescaline vapor, provided that mescaline would be effective in such a state, why in the hell would I wear a gas mask?

blooghost wrote:

ShaunNecro wrote:Wear a gas mask and release massive amounts of mescaline into the air.

If I was gonna release mescaline vapor, provided that mescaline would be effective in such a state, why in the hell would I wear a gas mask?

Alright, then take massive amounts of mescaline and don't give any to anybody else.

Bloogy doesn't share!

Dude!
You are badass enough
You are fuzzy enough
and gosh darn it, people like you!

Get two great pyrenees.
Paint their faces to look like Aladdin Sane.
Teach them to pull a full stack (2 4x12s) on casters.
Duct tape yourself to the back of the cabs so you don't have to face onlookers.
Have the pups haul you around town while you busk and gyrate your hips rhythmically.
Remember the little people on ILF as you ascend to heaven.

Trust me, the nervousness wears off with the first song, if You let the adrenaline to work the way it should - it's supposed to keep You on the edge and running, it gives You ghostly super performing powers!

Get some purple Powerade/Gatorade, dump that nasty shit out, and fill it with purple drank.