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Re: FUCKING AFFLECK?

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 11:26 pm
by space6oy
hello, daredevil... :facepalm:

he's done some good stuff. i love boiler room. & the town. argo disappointed me, pretty boring...

i was a marvel kid and always thought DC blew in comparison, but i dug the first keaton batman and the first bale batman. second bale was good too, aside from the constant gruntspeech, but yeah, the rest blew. & i can't imagine affleck doing batman. ugh...

Re: FUCKING AFFLECK?

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 11:41 pm
by futuresailors
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Re: FUCKING AFFLECK?

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 11:41 pm
by Achtane
SHARK...REPELLANT...BAT-SPRAY!

Re: FUCKING AFFLECK?

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 11:45 pm
by Ghost Hip
One time on Conan, Eddie Murphy was asked what batman villain he would want to portray. He said Eggman and said a few lines. Still wishing that would come true,

Re: FUCKING AFFLECK?

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 11:46 pm
by pigmaker
THEBEERHAMMER wrote:Finally batman will be played by an actor thats as big a closet homosexual as bruce wayne.
i laughed really really hard at this

did everyone forget what a crazy fucking asshole this motherfucker bale is? :picard:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrvMTv_r8sA[/youtube]

Re: FUCKING AFFLECK?

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 11:50 pm
by Achtane
PumpkinPieces wrote:One time on Conan, Eddie Murphy was asked what batman villain he would want to portray. He said Eggman and said a few lines. Still wishing that would come true,
He believed himself to be "the world's smartest criminal," and his crimes would usually have an egg-motif to them as well as including egg puns in his speech where appropriate such as "egg-zactly" and "egg-cellent." Additionally, he would use a wide assortment of egg-shaped weapons, such as laughing gas eggs and tear gas eggs (laid by chickens on a diet of onions).
BEST BATMAN VILLAIN OF ALL TIME

Re: FUCKING AFFLECK?

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:00 am
by behndy
............... i want a Always Have The Perfect Solution utility belt damnit.

Re: FUCKING AFFLECK?

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:11 am
by hollowhero
I wasn't really a fan of Snyder's overly long, DBZ-style-action-wank-fest of a Superman movie. And I expected to like his take on Batman less than Nolan's...seems that will definitely be the case :hello:

Re: FUCKING AFFLECK?

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:36 am
by The4455
I like the Michael Keaton Batman movies alot. Great casts in all of them.

Re: FUCKING AFFLECK?

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:48 am
by pigmaker
The4455 wrote:I like the Michael Keaton Batman movies alot. Great casts in all of them.
jack cannot ever be beaten ever of all times

Re: FUCKING AFFLECK?

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:51 am
by behndy
urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i love Jack's Joker but....... um. the Dark Knight Ledger is fucking AWESOME.

Re: FUCKING AFFLECK?

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:57 am
by pigmaker
ledger was amazing but i have a serious man crush thing with jack

Re: FUCKING AFFLECK?

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:58 am
by space6oy
i thought they both did great, in different ways.
another dude i think could do an awesome joker:

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i love 30 days of night.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0396812/?ref_=tt_cl_t3

Re: FUCKING AFFLECK?

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:05 am
by Scruffie
Kinda thought ledger was boring... but it had been 3 years of OMG LEDGER IN BATMAN before I saw it... and I was on MDMA.

Basically, Behndy wants Batman to have an EHX made utility belt and is butt hurt it's not happening.

Also Nicholson and Walken (although can't remember if he danced?) in Batman Returns.

Meh, he could pull through in it, not fussed if he doesn't though, i'm with Jammy on Toxie.

If they brought back Adam west as a knowingly complete piss take that would be the best, bat man film, ever.

Re: FUCKING AFFLECK?

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:13 am
by behndy
space6oy wrote:i thought they both did great, in different ways.
another dude i think could do an awesome joker:

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i love 30 days of night.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0396812/?ref_=tt_cl_t3
"God? .............. no. no God."

fucking love that movie. the second one? noooooooooooot that good.

huh. what about if they run a car over Affleck's neck until he's paralyzed then get Josh Hartnet to bulk up and be Bats? i like Hartnet a loooooooooooooot. a BIT of a man crush on him.

he hates EHX too.

also,

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