Re: The "Are you pooping right now?" thread.
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 5:30 pm
Yup
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Re: The "Are you pooping right now?" thread.
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 10:54 pm
tomorrow morning
Re: The "Are you pooping right now?" thread.
Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 10:55 am
on the bowl in gettysburg
i wonder if lincoln pooped here
i wonder if lincoln pooped here
Re: The "Are you pooping right now?" thread.
Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 11:10 am
Just...
and while I was there, I was kinda thinking about how it might be cool to write a screenplay about a group of ___________ (government scientists, aliens, illuminati?) who genetically modify food (or implant their fd-up alien eggs), so that it can host/fertilize offspring within our stomachs (ala Aliens) and once at the point of "go", the poop-sized humanoids stealth-like drop in to our toilet bowls and float away to mature elsewhere (rapidly) and go about their evil business. Which is.... _____________ (?).
And...
yeah...
I hadn't gotten that far.
Or not.
I dunno.
(shrugs)
and while I was there, I was kinda thinking about how it might be cool to write a screenplay about a group of ___________ (government scientists, aliens, illuminati?) who genetically modify food (or implant their fd-up alien eggs), so that it can host/fertilize offspring within our stomachs (ala Aliens) and once at the point of "go", the poop-sized humanoids stealth-like drop in to our toilet bowls and float away to mature elsewhere (rapidly) and go about their evil business. Which is.... _____________ (?).
And...
yeah...
I hadn't gotten that far.
Or not.
I dunno.
(shrugs)
Re: The "Are you pooping right now?" thread.
Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 11:15 am
yeah dude thats good
they can mature in the sewers
and take over a whole city
pop up thruogh manholes,drains
fuck if the eggs stay eggs
and survive the treatment plant
they can eventually make it to the ocean
or back into your stomach
depending on where you live
they can mature in the sewers
and take over a whole city
pop up thruogh manholes,drains
fuck if the eggs stay eggs
and survive the treatment plant
they can eventually make it to the ocean
or back into your stomach
depending on where you live
Re: The "Are you pooping right now?" thread.
Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 1:54 pm
2 poops down already for today, coffee and chinese food....prolly got two more comin today at least.
Re: The "Are you pooping right now?" thread.
Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 2:35 pm
Hangover poop is happening. Crappening? Dookie puns? Oh man. I love pooping.
Re: The "Are you pooping right now?" thread.
Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 8:08 pm
Stogie and ramen shit. Not the most pleasant smells in this bathroom.
Re: The "Are you pooping right now?" thread.
Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 10:42 pm
pasta and a cinamin bun
im not shittin till wednesday
HAVE FUN YALL!
im not shittin till wednesday
HAVE FUN YALL!
Re: The "Are you pooping right now?" thread.
Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 10:57 am
I just finished making a huge doodies. It was excellent. I thought up some new riff that I hope I don't forget once I'm home from work.
Re: The "Are you pooping right now?" thread.
Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 7:29 am
Im having the strangest smelling poop ive ever had. If I had to describe it, its like a mix between a rotten lemon, pan cooked beef steak, mustard, and celery. I ate a roast beef sandwich this morning 
Re: The "Are you pooping right now?" thread.
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2013 12:46 pm
^ I like that.
On my way to poop, cant bring the laptop in there sadly.
On my way to poop, cant bring the laptop in there sadly.
Re: The "Are you pooping right now?" thread.
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2013 12:56 pm
I check this thread way too often. Can this also be the "what are you pooping?" thread?
I pooped some homemade eggplant parm, with some clans/spaghetti and some hummus. ALL homemade, even the breads. My woman is awesome. was a good poop.
I pooped some homemade eggplant parm, with some clans/spaghetti and some hummus. ALL homemade, even the breads. My woman is awesome. was a good poop.
Re: The "Are you pooping right now?" thread.
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:33 pm
I also check this thread way too often.
It's like when chicks go to the bathroom in groups, but like, with the barrier of the Internet so no one feels weird.
Soooo yeah. I just pooped a black bean burger.
It's like when chicks go to the bathroom in groups, but like, with the barrier of the Internet so no one feels weird.
Soooo yeah. I just pooped a black bean burger.
Re: The "Are you pooping right now?" thread.
Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2013 7:42 am
Enjoying a bowl while sitting on the bowl.