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pigmaker wrote:Dig that ive had that bottle of veg oil for over a month and it's unopened.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXQTJU8QcwM[/youtube]

maybe theyve been adding extra flavor?

i dont follow. i was just commenting that im a healthy eater. unrelated to the video,.

i know its unrelated, but i could see a rat licking an open vegetable oil bottle

guess what the rat got into this time

not kidding

bit open the bottle of veg oil it was all over the floor i almost slipped and broke my fuckin neck

hey man it's not like you were using it for anything

pigmaker wrote:guess what the rat got into this time

not kidding

bit open the bottle of veg oil it was all over the floor i almost slipped and broke my fuckin neck

this rat is pro.

get out of there before the rat starts setting up booby-traps with a shotgun.

Ive heard of thirsty rats licking at sleeping peoples eyes and mouths for liquid.

i've heard of rats nomming babies to death in their cribs.

psychedelicrelic wrote:Ive heard of thirsty rats licking at sleeping peoples eyes and mouths for liquid.

psychedelicrelic wrote:Ive heard of thirsty rats licking at sleeping peoples eyes and mouths for liquid.

i have never been more happy to be the owner of 2 30 lbs maine coons. fuck that nonsense.

i didnt want to say anything earlier in the thread cuz u guys had me rolling, and if i came in after 2 posts and said LOL the jokes would stop

funny shit guys


if this rat was a goodfellas character he would be Spider and i would be Pesci. gonna shoot that mudderfugga in the foot


please dont let the jokes stop


but im pretty sure the moment has passed until this rat does something fucked up again

dubkitty wrote:i've heard of rats nomming babies to death in their cribs.

Ive heard of cockaroaches eating babies eyelashes.

cockroaches love eyelashes and fingernails and shit.

in the 1800s or something, sailors used to wear gloves when they slept so cockroaches wouldnt chew the ends of their fingers

can u imagine the size of the cockroaches on those big ships out to sea for months and months

so in the cupboard with the oatmeal and the vegetable oil - the stuff the rat chewed up - there was a sack of potatoes.

the rat didnt fuck with the potatoes.

my potatoes arent good enough for you, rat? you lousy rat fuck!

u should learn that rat some history!

doesn't he know a whole civilization almost crashed because of a lack of potatoes!!!!