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Oldman does no wrong.

I started googling Mila Jovovich (not that I'm not familiar) and the second suggestion was "Mila Jovovich feet."

Hmmmmm, Behndy I assume you are solely responsible for this.

lol.

so.... i have this silly habit where when i'm watching a movie at home any grrL that i see that's attractive and unfamiliar to me i goggle "[Movie Name] cast", find her, then google "[Pretty GrrL] nude". and yeah almost EVERY time it comes up with "[Hawt Bun Bun]'s feet" as the first suggestion.

sadly. i can take no credit for this. pretty feet can be cute, but i don't get unduly turned on or grossed out by feet. they're just..... feet

that whole searchy nude thing backfired with District B13. the grrL is SO hawt. and tiiiiiiiiny. but she plays a grrL that gets stolen in front of her brother's eyes, hooked on smack, whored out to at least the main bad guy but implied more for like 5 years. and when i looked for her nekid found some pron she'd done under another name. nothing horrible, just vanilla, some grrL on grrL and a dp vid.

but. kinda made me feel bad to watch her actually fuck. then watch her as an all strung out broken grrL.

i mean. i still rubbed one out. but i felt a little bad.

YESH.

hello sad boner. time to be MEAN to you.

behndy wrote:i mean. i still rubbed one out. but i felt a little bad.

behndy wrote:see? SEE??!?

so BAD. and i fucking looooooove Gary Oldman. Leon? True Romance? he was the best part.

"he musta thought it was White Boy Day. hey Marty, is it White Boy Day?"
"nawww man. it ain't White Boy Day."

5th Element makes me uncomfortable to watch.

.... any scene without my little Mila in it.

5th element is goofy & amusing. fun even if stupid.
also don't forget the professional...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74BzSTQCl_c[/youtube]

pssssssssst. The Professional is called Leon in the international/uncut release.

NERDERY. I AM FULL OF.

yeah, also leon the professional. figured most 'muricans know it as the pro.

edit: stupid typo, leon not lean...

being American is NO EXCUSE for cinematic ignorance DAMNIT.

.... i hate that the whole 'Murica is our image world wide now. pisses me off that's it's so true in some areas.

and scares the hell out of me.

5th Element Chris Tucker is best Chris Tucker.
Corbin, my man.

CORBINCORBINCORBINCORBINCORBINCORBINCORBINCORBIN-BOOM. shot in the face.

only thing a performance that annoying and that long deserves.

whqt ever happened to Chris Tucky anyways?

random trivia - he actually became the highest paid actor in the biz for a moment. i think because of the rush hour crap.

weird. he's not awful, and i liked him a lot in Dead Presidents, he was good in Jackie Brown. but.... yeahhhhh.

that stuff is weird though. i think Kirsten Stewart was the highest paid female for a hinute. she's not a great actress, but i love that her and dooder i can't remember that was the main Sparkly Vampire both hate Twilight and at least snidely talked the poo about it.

Ben. I'm generally not an angry man (hahahaha, that's a lie), but I WILL cut you for talking smack on the 5th Element!!! GOD DAMN IT! YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!!!!!!! WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!