CROTCH PICKLE SHIRT PLEASE

[jrmy]

ALL ABOARD THE CRAZY PICKLE TRAIN!!! TOOT TOOT!!!

[behndy]

ugh. first stop, Vinegar Valley.

[behndy]

MOAR PEOPLE LOOK. MOAR PEOPLE GUY.

I AM SELFISH.

I WANT THINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGS.

[jrmy]

MOAR PEOPLE LOOK. MOAR PEOPLE GUY.

I AM SELFISH.

I WANT THINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGS.

I have no problem with any of this.

[behndy]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT.

[theactionindex]

I'M GETTING A SHIRT AND A HOODIE.

YOU ALL SHOULD TOO.

OR "THINGS" WILL HAPPEN.

GIVEN THAT IT'S ME MAKING THE THREAT AND BEHNDY WANTS A SHIRT TOO, YOU BEST BELIEVE THESE "THINGS" WILL INVOLVE YOUR FART BOX.

[behndy]

hee. Fart Box makes me happy. like what an illiterate hillbilly would call an accordian if they found one in the woods one day.

"listen to my magical fart box. it poots out SONGS."

IF THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN THERE WILL BE SO MUCH PICKLE REVENGE.

against FART BOXES.

[jrmy]

I'M GETTING A SHIRT AND A HOODIE.

YOU ALL SHOULD TOO.

OR "THINGS" WILL HAPPEN.

GIVEN THAT IT'S ME MAKING THE THREAT AND BEHNDY WANTS A SHIRT TOO, YOU BEST BELIEVE THESE "THINGS" WILL INVOLVE YOUR FART BOX.

YOU ARE CRAZY. YOU ARE CRAZY AND I LOVE YOU WITH THE HEAT OF A THOUSAND SUNS.

AND I'M HOPING TO BE EXEMPT FROM FART BOX THINGS IF THIS CAMPAIGN DOESN'T PAN OUT.

[theactionindex]

YOU'RE SAFE.

[behndy]

hee. Pickle Party In The Fart Barn.

[theactionindex]

[jrmy]

hee. Pickle Party In The Fart Barn.

That actually does sound like a Crotchthrottle song title.




Oh good lord, what have I done?

[magiclawnchair]

An aardvark eating pickled spam is fast 'n' bulbous, got me?

Bulbous also taperd

[snipelfritz]

The fuck is with this shit? Who doesn't like pickles?

[behndy]

*quietly raises a hand*

*Pain Face Grimace*

..... EW.

relish is good on veggie hot dogs, sweet pickles are good if you're angry at your body, everywhere esle they are just horrrrrrrible.