Update on Walter/Filter428/insane person

[rustywire]

it's really stunning that this guy seems so intent on destroying his life over nothing. in prison nobody cares how many Marshall heads you have. i mean, i've dealt with crazy people on forums in the past...at one point some anonymous individual was subscribing me to every magazine on earth because i'd pwned him so badly that he also threatened to come over and beat me up. but i've NEVER seen anything quite like this, even from the acid casualty contingent on the Grateful Dead forum.

Bummer I missed the part of that thread where it went down. Google archive to the rescue!

Edit: DRAT, only updated to page 3

[Twangasaurus]

Totally bizarre. One day there will be a colony on some remote planet that we can send these people.

[dubkitty]

perhaps an uninhabited island in the Aleutians.

[Big Mon]

What a fuck-witted, shunned by his own mother, klon-jerkin'-off-to, internet "badass". Sorry for your troubles, Mr. Echo-dude, sir.

[D.o.S.]

So, he called me again today. He told me he knows where I live, what I look like etc, and that his friends in northern california are gonna pay me a visit. He told me they were gonna kill me.

So, I'm making a report with the cops, getting a no call order so that if he calls me again, he goes to jail. I made an official report with the FBI about the death threat, and they are taking it seriously.

I called the closest precinct to where he lives and made a report, the detective told me to file a report with my local pd, and depending on what they say, they are probably gonna go knock on his door.

My uncle is a US Marshall (highly decorated) with lots of Marshall buddies. He told me if the local cops don't handle it, he's gonna make some calls.

Also, my stepbrother is a 1st Lieutenant in the US Army Engineering division, and he's coming home from Afghanistan this month.

So, I'm worried that his threats are true, because then he would go from Internet tough guy to jailhouse fresh meat.

And if he's reading this: don't call again. Youve crossed the line, and it won't go well for you. I'm not saying this as a chest thumping e-penis comparison tough guy, I'm saying this because I would hate to unleash this kind of fury on someone just because they didn't keep a cool head and their ego in check. The law is on my side, don't push me.

And that, gender normative fuzzbreax, is why you listen to AxAxAxisBoldAxDoom and I when we say "yo, you should totes file that police report."

[echodeluxe]

I did. On Monday. And they are coming back now so I can do another.

[D.o.S.]

Yus. Exactly. That's where I was going with that. Now you have two.

[Bassus Sanguinis]

Oh wow.

WALTER
, since You're probably too much attracted to any attention and anything touching Your person, You are probably still lurking over here, reading this:

If You can't understand the differences between tongue in cheek internet discussion fuck off - like the exploding jar of cum - and the real thing... You really miss the gravity of a real death threat.

Get off the internet, really. Go out, smell the roses. Enjoy the little joys of life. If internet communication is too hard to handle for You go to an old cafe and play chess with strangers to make new social contacts. In ten years or so, You have perhaps developed skin thick enough to handle something like internet forums.

[psychedelicrelic]

All of this is equally hilarious and nutzo except for the hastle its created for you echodeluxe. That fucker deserves the worst. I think we all appreciate you keeping us updated.

[dubkitty]

indeed.

[CBA]

Hey I'm still looking for a big box Deluxe Memory Man if anyone's got one. I've found that I really dig analog repeats with a little modulation.


C

[DarkAxel]

um am i the only one who is missing where this comes from?

[chutneyfarmer]

If there's one thing we can all learn from this it's:

Klonz iz serious bidnizz

[hollowhero]

When they're in need of some transparent od, 9 out of 10 psychos prefer Klon

[echodeluxe]

Hey I'm still looking for a big box Deluxe Memory Man if anyone's got one. I've found that I really dig analog repeats with a little modulation.


C

Me too.