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Re: how do you sell your soul to satan?
Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:11 am
by snipelfritz
AxAxSxS wrote:CSB-
So I was drinking in our barracks back in 2002 and one of the guys was pretty lit, and out of smokes. So he said he'd sell his soul for a cigarette. I took him up on it and wrote out a contract and he signed it. we deployed a few months later and he actually got nervous about it and asked for it back.
the thing is, I lost the contract, so I'm not sure if I have an extra soul kicking around or if that means I lost his soul or if he gets it back by default.
I lose shit all the time
No bro, keep that soul. It might be a good bargaining chip with St. Peter.
Your friend is fucked though either way.
Re: how do you sell your soul to satan?
Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:15 am
by AxAxSxS
Knowing that dude it's probably not worth much
Re: how do you sell your soul to satan?
Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:18 am
by Joe Gress
Find a ginger, he'll earn a freckle in return for it.
Re: how do you sell your soul to satan?
Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:25 am
by snipelfritz
AxAxSxS wrote:Knowing that dude it's probably not worth much
Maybe you can like add it to yours.
Wasn't there an episode of the simpsons about this, like where Bart sold his sold his soul to Milhouse for some reason?
Re: how do you sell your soul to satan?
Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:38 am
by AxAxSxS
If not, there should be.
Re: how do you sell your soul to satan?
Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 7:41 am
by Rob Fossil
Take out student loans.
-OR-
Get a 30 year mortgage.
Re: how do you sell your soul to satan?
Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:59 am
by THEBEERHAMMER
D.o.S. wrote:We fucks you ups, man. We take ze money.
No funny shtuff.
WE CUT OFF YOUR CHONSON
Re: how do you sell your soul to satan?
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 4:37 pm
by Big Mon
I pawned mine. I wrote out a contract to my buddy to pawn my soul for 10.00 so's I could get a dime from my neighbor. I paid him back, and got my notebook paper soul back. And then there was the time I won it back by challenging L00cifer.
Re: how do you sell your soul to satan?
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 4:41 pm
by Big Mon
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Re: how do you sell your soul to satan?
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 9:04 pm
by Iommic Pope
Rob Fossil wrote:Take out student loans.
-OR-
Get a 30 year mortgage.
Yeah, or come work for my boss. You get to throw your integrity into the deal as well.
Re: how do you sell your soul to satan?
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 9:12 pm
by dubkitty
marry the wrong woman.
Re: how do you sell your soul to satan?
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 9:17 pm
by Iommic Pope
dubkitty wrote:marry the wrong woman.
Ooooh. That's rough. I sincerely hope that that is not your situation, sir.
Re: how do you sell your soul to satan?
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 9:44 pm
by dubkitty
not at the moment LOL. i am, however, a survivor of two marriages and a 13-year unmarried partner-ship.
Re: how do you sell your soul to satan?
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 9:55 pm
by Iommic Pope
Good to hear man.
