I run into like twice a year and always catches me off guard

[Doctor X]

"keep smiling, keep smiling, turn left, turn right, posture, oh fuck he called my name, walk slowly, slowly, dont fall over, keep smiling, wtf he wants?, hand in bowl, hand in bowl, posture, turn left, turn right, someones talking, keep smiling, something about maps and countries, fuck fuck fuck, think of a country, what's a fucking country?, south carolina, er, er, south africa!, say i believe followed by something postive, keep smiling, keep smiling, think of some other countries, shit, er, washington?, no no, er, iraq?, yes iraq!, er south africa, iraq, what other countries are there?, fuck fuck fuck i stopped smiling, smile! thats it, smile, turn left, turn right, oh god will this never end, posture, posture, fuck, fuck, i've blown it, fuck, fuck, just keep fucking smiling!, oh the bell, thank fuck that's over, turn left, turn right, smile, smile, smile, ok, turn slowly and walk back to the line, left leg, right leg, left leg, right leg, you can do it! nearly there! back to the line, turn slowly and fucking smile, phew"

[D.o.S.]

I'd say your spy-by-way-of-Mr-Rodgers avatar made that post at least 400% more hilarious.

[Chankgeez]

I think this whole entire thing is more an issue of composure rather than knowledge.