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Re: New Evil Dead gave me a sad

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 4:21 pm
by goroth
I'm not seeing this after reading this thread. Evil dead is great b

And seriously, Behndy's ehx hate is so rational. They poo on so many great ideas. For NO REASON.

Sounds like this film got ehx'd.

Re: New Evil Dead gave me a sad

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 4:30 pm
by behndy
oh sweet lord PLEASE let "[insert horrible failure thing here] got EHX'd" become part of thr popular lexicon.

"damn dawg. did you see that botched vaginal rejuvenation Cindy got? how you going to have MORE mud flaps after getting work done? got sooooo EHX'd up down thar."

Re: New Evil Dead gave me a sad

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:31 pm
by Josh Pelican
behndy wrote:*slaps Pelican booty*

oh YOU.

that's the thing though. it's really NOT a remake. there's like 3 or 4 main ideas/elements that are lifted from the originals, then they tell a completely new story.


Should I bother going to the movie theater or should I wait until it comes out? That is the real question.

behndy wrote:oh sweet lord PLEASE let "[insert horrible failure thing here] got EHX'd" become part of thr popular lexicon.


Hopefully this catches on, just like getting LAZ'D.

Re: New Evil Dead gave me a sad

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 12:16 am
by futuresailors
Image
DOES NOT COMPUTE.

Re: New Evil Dead gave me a sad

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 12:46 am
by behndy
futuresailors wrote:Image
DOES NOT COMPUTE.


who dat? is she one of the humans?

urrrrrrm..... Pelican Not PeliCAN'T.... i dunno. i was talking to my little brother and we were both like "shits COULD have been cool", soooooo.... if wasted potential doesna bother you it's got some interesting stuff and it does move decently. it only feels OH MAH GAWD WHY ARE WE WATCHING THESE HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA CLASS FEEBS TRY TO ACT for the first 10 or 15 minutes. the rest of the 75'ish minutes is decently paced.

iiiiiiiiii'd probably either go with 3 or 4 friends that get giggles out of violent stuff or wait on a rental. or the mysterious DOWWWWWWNLOOOOOOAAAAAD.

Re: New Evil Dead gave me a sad

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 2:32 am
by snipelfritz
behndy wrote:CABIN IN THE WOODS??!? ONE OF MY FAVORITEST MOVIES EVER

and to think I used to respect you... :no:

I hate practically all horror movies though, so that's me. :idk:

Re: New Evil Dead gave me a sad

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 3:02 am
by behndy
lol. i want your respect, but if i have to give up the things i love....

THAT MOVIE. PERFECT. AS CAN BE.

Re: New Evil Dead gave me a sad

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:42 pm
by misterstomach
not sure if i can bring myself to watch it. i'm sure i will, but the idea of them making a bad movie associated with that name makes me sick to my stomach. that series is really important to who i am as a person.

Re: New Evil Dead gave me a sad

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:51 pm
by Blackened Soul
All of this is pretty much making sure I never watch this. :grumpy: :cry:

Re: New Evil Dead gave me a sad

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:19 am
by Scruffie
While I love EHX (it could be down to working on all their old effects rather than the new ones) I am totally gunna have to use the phrase EHXing something up.

I'll agree, they do mess up quite a bit, but just... some of the shit they've made is just sexy.

Re: New Evil Dead gave me a sad

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:36 am
by goroth
What, like the tone tattoo?

:p

Re: New Evil Dead gave me a sad

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:19 am
by Bellyheart
The first post reminded me of a time in high school when Texas chainsaw massacre was remade and some girl told me it was whack and just a rip off of house of 1000 corpses.

I'm gunna visit this but I expect to be predictable since its a remake.

Re: New Evil Dead gave me a sad

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:11 pm
by Officer Bukowski
I saw it last night and liked it :duck:

I haven't seen the original but I thought this was pretty funny/br00tal

Re: New Evil Dead gave me a sad

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:24 pm
by behndy
lol. i didn't hate it. just...... kinda....... meh.

Re: New Evil Dead gave me a sad

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:41 pm
by LOCOPELAND
Saw it last night. Not a huge fan. It was OK, but definitely left something to be desired. I was falling asleep by the end. :/