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sonidero wrote:

THEBEERHAMMER wrote:IS IT TRUE THAT IN DENTON THEY HAND OUT PUSSY/CABS LIKE CLUB FLYERS?

That's true for most of TX, if you are DOMVAN or a TX OVERLORD... We are a whole nother Country down here so be prepared...

BRO SHOW ME THE WAYS. I NEED CABS. SO MANY CABS.

HEY I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE BUT I JUST BOUGHT AN OLD TORNS PEAKER FROM TEXAS AND ITS THE FUCKIN CLEANEST EFFECTOR 13 PEDAL IVE EVER SEEN. DUDE TOOK CARE OF HIS SHIT REAL NICE.

BUT ANYWHO, IMAGINE ALL THE FREE CONCERTS YOULL GET INTO CUZ DOMVAN.

I HEARD IN TEXAS YOU JUST HAVE TO WHISPER "DOMVAN" INTO A WOMAN'S EAR AND HER PANTIES DISINTEGRATE.

futuresailors wrote:I HEARD IN TEXAS YOU JUST HAVE TO WHISPER "DOMVAN" INTO A WOMAN'S EAR AND HER PANTIES DISINTEGRATE.

YEAH WHEN YOU DO THAT SHIT IN MICHIGAN IT JUST MAKES THEM LOSE CONTROL OF THEIR BOWELS.

ALL HAIL THE BEERHAMMER

texas, that shit with the chainsaws actually happened in minnesota.

PumpkinPieces wrote:

futuresailors wrote:I HEARD IN TEXAS YOU JUST HAVE TO WHISPER "DOMVAN" INTO A WOMAN'S EAR AND HER PANTIES DISINTEGRATE.

YEAH WHEN YOU DO THAT SHIT IN MICHIGAN IT JUST MAKES THEM LOSE CONTROL OF THEIR BOWELS.

EITHER WAY IM FUCKIN DOOOOOWN BRO

i've never been interested in Texas. somebody called it the place where the Guys With Big Football Skeelz Get The GrrLs With Big Hair.

but this changes my interest level.

Let's talk about you and me let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be... Let's talk about Texas...

Little known fact, I was born here in a town called Temple and sometimes when I say I was born in Temple people think I'm Jewish... Denton is the only cool part about Texlahomasaw which is everything N/NE of Waco, so you gotta travel down I-35 to the Hill Country and down S to Mexico to get a grasp... Houston is the most ethnically diverse city in the US and has been the 2nd biggest immigration destination after NY... The Alamo is tiny and there is a Ripley's Believe It or Not around the corner which is more fun... El Paso has the most strip clubs per capita that I've seen this side of Orlando... You can drive straight all day and never leave Texas... The Rio Grande Valley or RGV is pretty cool and it feels like you're in another county, plus they live by their own laws down there so be careful... Most people in Texas are friendly but there is a ginormous Good Ol' Boys Club here which I'm sure you and anyone from the S is aware of so you have to watch your mouth unless you can back it up... People in Texas like to (I hate this term) work hard and play hard, so there is always something going on in whatever shit hole town you might find yourself in... There is more but I'll save it for chapter 2...

Basically, if you want to find some fucking rednecks, you sure will. BUT, that's true for all of america. All the points made here are correct. Plus, the music scene is tight. You could totally just tour texas.

I heard all the roads have an extra horsey lane for dem cowboys and that if you lasso a lady you have to marry them at a chapel in the middle of nowhere presided over by a priest in a poncho.
I also heard that it gets hot but also cold.

Twangasaurus wrote:I heard all the roads have an extra horsey lane for dem cowboys and that if you lasso a lady you have to marry them at a chapel in the middle of nowhere presided over by a priest in a poncho.
I also heard that it gets hot but also cold.

Basically, no, no, and yes.

I have had a miserable time in Texas everytime I have been there. However Denton was cool, there were a lot of "what the fuck" moments that happened while I was there, but it wasn't the city's fault.

jrmy wrote:I don't know why, but I always assumed you already lived in Denton.

No he lives in SPACE CAROLINA

El Paso isn't that bad. Scarred white people hype it up to be a scary place but it's actually one of the safest cities in the US. And there is a small but decent music scene too. Jim Ward from At The Drive In owns a few venues and a bar down town. Sonic Ranch is a huge studio just outside of town where YYYs, Pantera, and a bunch of other bands have recorded albums. But most Texans view anything after San Angelo as West Texas and anything after Midland as Mexico.