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Posted: **Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:49 am**

practically nil unless you're playing at Comicon.

Posted: **Thu Mar 21, 2013 10:21 am**

Laid by a human? 50%

Laid by Gumby? 200%

Posted: **Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:20 am**

Posted: **Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:43 am**

chicks=42%
dudes=34%
but im 100% sure
you could penetrate yourself with the horn
itll be a tight fit
but at least youll definately get some

Posted: **Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:45 am**

pigmaker wrote:"I mean tto sign up at Ilovecock.com forum"

No worries, you're in the right place. We just don't like to advertise that name anymore.

34%

Posted: **Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:49 pm**

dubkitty wrote:practically nil unless you're playing at Comicon.

Posted: **Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:35 pm**

ryan summit wrote:but im 100% sure
you could penetrate yourself with the horn
itll be a tight fit

nah, i have a huge butthole. HUGE

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-vs8fwgwk0[/youtube]

Posted: **Fri Mar 22, 2013 4:37 pm**

Depends who/what by...
Girls: 13%
Guys: 83%
Animals: 89%
That guitar: 9000%
None of the above: 50%

Source: it's what I do

Posted: **Fri Mar 22, 2013 4:53 pm**

why didnt weird al do "your butthole is a wonderland"?

Posted: **Fri Mar 22, 2013 8:00 pm**

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN6MxLYB8hM[/youtube]

Posted: **Fri Mar 22, 2013 8:07 pm**

jrmy wrote:Laid by a human? 50%

Laid by Gumby? 200%

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2efM_AUAb8[/youtube]

Posted: **Sat Mar 23, 2013 6:18 pm**

If you have a taste for the exotic... I can definitely see asian girls spreading like the red sea when confronted with that thing.

Posted: **Sat Mar 23, 2013 6:29 pm**

who the hell doesnt like to punch out some asian pussy??

Posted: **Sat Mar 23, 2013 11:12 pm**

Two p90s= 180%

Unless they see that guitar

Posted: **Sun Mar 24, 2013 1:17 am**

if you played that guitar? erm.. if you gave me that guitar? maybe.

What are my chances of gettingn laid if playing this guitar