The thread where we find out if a nuclear blast will kill us

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Living less than a mile from the White House means that I would likely die an immediate death, which I think is better than slowly perishing from radiation poisoning.
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this thread makes me feel uneasy...

especially because it would take about 4 of those biggest Tzar bombs to destroy ALL of Czech Republic
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:lol: Well fortunately, the Ruskies know from experience that they don't have to actually destroy you...
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yeah, they can just order us around, huh :D
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given that i live literally across the road from O'Hare Airport, i assume i'd disappear in a colorful burst of chemical sublimation as soon as the bomb hit.
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I'm in downtown manhattan so...yeah
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I keep an old refrigerator out in the yard for such eventualities, so I'm safe like Dr. Jones.
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It has been a while since Nuclear Blast put out a record I really liked... but I didn't think they'd kill me for saying that.


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If I drag it to Halifax, it says my house is within the thermal radiation radius. If it's close to the bridge, I'm in the air blast radius as well.

If I click "Tsar Bomba (50 Mt)", I'm bordering on the radiation radius and air blast radius.
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For some reason I thought that radiation radius was wayyyyyyy bigger than this. Nuclear bombs don't scare me so much anymore :lol:
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I really doubt anybody is gonna try to nuke toronto, so the closest important place is new york and even the biggest russki bomb would never reach me


so I'm pretty much safe, yay canada


edit: hahahha you live near a butts station
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it was better when i lived in California...nobody's going to fucking nuke Santa Cruz.
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Re: The thread where we find out if a nuclear blast will kil

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http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/

I am outside the radius for all of them except the largest one. That link is what happens when you drop that big bomb on Toronto. Everyone's fucked.

But really, no one is going to waste a bomb that big on Toronto. What's the point?
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