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Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 7:14 pm
by behndy
fucking singers. i want to play with someone that's a musician first, sings a little just to fill out space.
dunno about stupid shit musicians say. besides y'all, i don't talk to many. i AM amazed at how little people know about pedals or gear or weird shit in other bands i've gigged with.
uh..... "hey. that's a weird guitar. oh it's a bass? then why does it have 6 strings? and the frets are fucked UP man."
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:09 pm
by snipelfritz
"why do you need so many pedals?"
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:44 pm
by Andrew
Also, the upsetting amount of guitarists that think that every amp needs an FX Loop or else.
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:17 pm
by Deltaphoenix
sonidero wrote:MSUsousaphone wrote:Fuck you, bitch. Fucking singers.
Is Chad being meaners to you and Deltz???
Chad has been a moody bitch lately

Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:28 pm
by Achtane
Andrew wrote:Also, the upsetting amount of guitarists that think that every amp needs an FX Loop or else.
And the amount of people who couldn't even tell you anything about their own gear.
"wat".
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:44 pm
by fever606
"i need ITEM_X because PLAYER_Y uses it..."
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:50 pm
by Andrew
fever606 wrote:"i need ITEM_X because PLAYER_Y uses it..."
And the one's that model their entire sound to a particular guitarist.
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:44 am
by O Drones
"You need to learn what all the notes are, 'cos what if you break a string?"
"WUT?!"
*Leaves band*
Seemed a good enough reason to leave.
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 9:26 am
by Josh Pelican
"EIGHT STRING GUITAR? WHY NOT JUST BUY A BASS. HURRHURRHURUHRUHRURHURHUR."
"SIX STRING BASS? YOU MEAN A GUITAR? HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU."
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:39 pm
by CBA
snipelfritz wrote:"why do you need so many pedals?"
Valid.
Achtane wrote:And the amount of people who couldn't even tell you anything about their own gear.
Valid.
Josh Pelican wrote:"SIX STRING BASS? YOU MEAN A GUITAR? HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU."
Valid.
C
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:44 pm
by snipelfritz
Them: "You should tune down so you can just follow my fingers."
Me: "You should just learn the fucking names of the notes you're playing and tell them to me."
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:56 pm
by DarkAxel
snipelfritz wrote:Them: "You should tune down so you can just follow my fingers."
Me: "You should just learn the fucking names of the notes you're playing and tell them to me."
me: you should follow THIS FINGER

you'§re absolutely right
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:55 pm
by IEatCats
DarkAxel wrote:snipelfritz wrote:Them: "You should tune down so you can just follow my fingers."
Me: "You should just learn the fucking names of the notes you're playing and tell them to me."
me: you should follow THIS FINGER

you'§re absolutely right
I HATE THAT SHIT. At least learn the notes enough that you can figure out what you're doing if you need to.
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 3:41 pm
by O Drones
I know no notes :'(
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 5:24 pm
by phantasmagorovich
Ragged Trousers wrote:I know no notes :'(
I don't either but I'm modest about it.
"Let's change this part to a different time signature to confuse the audience."
"I can't write songs when I'm not depressed."
Sound guy bonus:
"We're only done when you feel alright."
(So then we should have started BEFORE the motherfucking audience was let in. Sucking my dick would help too.)