Ways to baffle sound so my neighbors

[devideva]

Haven't put it to the test really. Not yet. We have a subpolice dept for 'quality of life' issues. They don't get filed directly into police reports just passed down the line. fwiw

[Josh Pelican]

Make friends with all of the police. Bring them fruitcake and shit.

Buy advent calendars for ALL of their children.

[FuzzHugger]

Go to your local borough/township office, get a copy of the noise ordinances. When neighbors complain, offer them a copy of the noise ordinance. Provided it lets you be noisy while you're being noisy.

Also, get a 3/5 watt amp. Even those are loud enough to piss off the neighbors. Put it up on a table...get some foam squares from your local craft store / Walmart fabric section. Put your amp on 1-2 of them to reduce vibration.

Tell your neighbors "What? I thought this was America!" Always works.

Use their bodies to muffle your sound.

[tuffteef]

Tell your neighbors "What? I thought this was America!" Always works.

I'm trying this next time a neighbor complains

if there is a man who knows about noise complaints it is maz.

[theavondon]

I've never once gotten a noise complaint due to practicing. I have incredible luck with getting awesome neighbors.

Get a sticker that says "WARNING: LOUD DIALYSIS MACHINERY INSIDE, VERY SENSITIVE" and put it on your front door.

[Bassboar]

The answer is simple, make loud and raucous love instead of practicing, soon the noise will not bother them at all.

[devideva]

The answer is simple, make loud and raucous love instead of practicing, soon the noise will not bother them at all.

i like the way you think

[Achtane]

Kill them and quickly pose them in such a way that their rigor mortis-gripped bodies form an isolation cabinet.
Not only did you get to play a fun game of dead people Twister, but now you can turn up as much as you want!